[One O'Clock in the morning... whose up?]

id bust one out for you smizz but im a lil tired. I gotta get up in the morning and go watch a cheer comp. (unfortuantly one that im not part of )... a friday wasted without being wasted. I won't lie im kinda depressed about that.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

[One O'Clock in the morning... whose up?]

anyone else besides me not have a life?

[Flutie to be released]

hey everyone back off doug... i named my "lil buddy" after him because everyone said he was too small to succeed but when he got the chance he didnt do too badly. Theres a moral there ladies...

[It's time to trade for Shockey]

lol ok that was a bad shot a JI... but wasnt there a rumor he was up for grabs for a 2nd?

[It's time to trade for Shockey]

are you sure ur on the right jets message board?

[OT: Best Movie Villain in a Comedy]

Im going out on a limb and saying i speak for Alk too when I nominate Jacobin Mugatu from Zoolander...

I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing!

[OT: New South Park]

yeah maybe it wasnt new than lol... appearantly he had a sex change just so he could try to have an abortion.

[Jacko...]

...missed his court deadline...I wonder if they slap the cuffs on him

sounds kinda kinky... i bet he asks for the accuser to do it.

[All i Can Say is JI is Dead to Me.]

fine at least get mayone for the weiner dog and the tomshane b**** fights...

[OT: New South Park]

did anyone see that last night? quite possibly the most disturbing episode ever lol. From Mr.(Mrs?) Garrison to the exploding knee testicles to Mr. Dolphin Broflowski...

[All i Can Say is JI is Dead to Me.]

but with them on here i would no longer be considered the worst poster lol. I would no longer lead the nation in threads killed.

[All i Can Say is JI is Dead to Me.]

Fine Fine... how about Chris Mayone? With those guns he could be our enforcer...

[All i Can Say is JI is Dead to Me.]

am I the only one who wants to bring in Fred Jetstone? or ErIc BaRtOn?

[One More Reason Not To Like Lance Armstrong]

Yo Gun Wir musst gehen zu Paris und schiessen die Franz

[Congratulations To Smizzy Our Newest Mod]

I put in alot of hard work and i gave a lot of head to get this gig.

yeah but smizzy i dont run this site...

[Congratulations To Smizzy Our Newest Mod]

Congrats Smiz... and now the power is your's to abuse! Abuse on brother! Abuse!

yeah smizzy! abuse urself abuse urself!!

[Congratulations To Smizzy Our Newest Mod]

u know usually a nation will last a couple hundred years before dissolving into chaos... lord have mercy on this board.

[What the hell Shane and Max?]

Ya could do much worse than being a thread killer.

I figure that being the only brave soul Steelers fan on a site should at least earn me "King Steeler dude" honors. :wink:

see if i were maxman id go the route of giving you Big Ben's Bodacious Butt Buddy... or something similar. It just rolls off the tongue lol.

And what the hell is that weird rabbit type thingy? I've had nightmares about that thing.

[All i Can Say is JI is Dead to Me.]

I agree with Smizz. Classy place.

Max and TS have done a great job keeping all the flamers and trolls away.

says the biggest flamer and troll...

[Does anyone want a babygirl for the day?]

Yea, not a bad one by the Smizzmeister.

But I'd still be pissed if my wife wore the pants in the family. :wink:

well thats by default cause smizzy wears the skirt

[Does anyone want a babygirl for the day?]

I was tempted to name him patsfantx because of all the sh!tting he did in his own pants but my wife said no.

You've officially won the fatcatxl post of the day award.

[What the hell Shane and Max?]

hey trust me a posting title isnt all cracked up to be...

[Congrats Jetnation....200 Members!!]

Savage:

Without GGG and Brenda we wouldn't be news at all.

DO YOU POST? Brenda actually goes around saying this. We owe more to these two then we can ever possibly repay them for.

If we are successfull here it will be 98% because of them, 1% because of dumb luck and 1% because people want to know if Tom and I ever get married.

Can i be the maid of honor if you do? I mean the best man... def. best man.

[OT: Is this true?]

I'm currently going to bed A-Rod and since i sleep in the buff it would be the wrong time to explain the situation to you. Actually it seems like the perfect time. pull a tomshane or a smizzy and come on over for a hands on demo....

[OT: Is this true?]

I do love you bro...but when you say " we won best corepgraphy" i can't stop laughing,i mean that was suppose to impress me right?

I love cheerleader....i loved them all the time in school but they didn't have a Boy's on the squad.

Do not lie you are impressed... lol it meant a lot at the time cause we got a big shiney trophy... Wheres your big shiney trophy? Huh? Huh?