[HUMDINGER on BECHT! (NEWSDAY)]

Maybe he can teach him how to avoid a tackle by a blade of grass.

now now we play on field turf... that fake grass must be made out of tougher stuff than normal grass.

[#1 Sign That the Off-season Is Getting the Best of Me]

im on the atkins diet... i cant let you make fun of pork rinds. i live off those greasy delights.

[Skip 24 Hours....and All Hell Breaks Loose!]

hey if people are getting sore bungholes im scared... somebody hold me.

[HUMDINGER on BECHT! (NEWSDAY)]

not true. sometimes when your funny you start your own message board.

[what up mah niggas]

That is pretty disgusting. Why don't we just make him a mod? :wink:

If I ignore the wink you also seem a wise man. Ill brown nose you too if it helps...

[Does Anybody Wanna Make Out?]

hey you look familiar... do you have family in any foreign places?

[Skip 24 Hours....and All Hell Breaks Loose!]

wait whos A-hole is sore? god im lost

[what up mah niggas]

I can't think up a good one lol. My jokes are stuck to homosexuality basically. You'll learn that I offer nothing to a message board except gay jokes and an occasional rampage against the jets F.O. or reggie tongue/anthony becht type player.

I thank thee maxman for considering me deserving. With your awesome administration powers i shall ever be in service to you... including the required amount of ass kissing to stay on your good side.

[what up mah niggas]

You did win it. What did you want? I will hook you up.

Talking to Tom is senseless.

How Maxman you are generous as you are wise. I must leave for a short while and have not had time to think of a title fitting of a poster of my low standing. Anything that the all powerful administrator would consider worthy I'd be honored to accept. That being said... please please dont make it a crappy one lol.

[what up mah niggas]

hey TomShane ill thank you when i get my posting title you dirty lil man. I won that thing yesterday for guessing about ur spiting tendencies. Remember last new years? That goat? I still have the pics... now wheres my posting title?

[No Coles and No Mason? Now what?]

Anyone know if there are any good restricted FA's out there?

[HUMDINGER on BECHT! (NEWSDAY)]

its an article from today but i guess it was written yesterday... maybe dinger can also teach becht to not be a giant p**** and run with the ball after he catches it. Who knows?

[You know, someone just told me about this site tonight.]

long enough for me to give up on JI until the newbies get run off...

[S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT !!]

well fellas im off to also partake in the drinking of vodka and smoking of certain flaura (sp?)... wish me luck. btw when i get back in the morning (or afternoon more likely) I demand to have a posting title made and ready for me... I have certain pictures and videos that should never be made public. Right TomShane? Right Maxman? excellent

[Coles deal dead]

http://extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=59a054ca63b2d358afa6d262a38e8163&threadid=92917

dammit i won't lie. I wanted coles bac

[Coles deal dead]

alright im gonna stay away from the topic of AROD's cherry... on ji.com (idk if you guys are still able to view or if ur IP address is blocked) someone posted that the deal is still alive, or so they heard on espn radio, and then the newbs were debating back and forth... mind you it was probably one of the rookies who brought up that it was still alive so idk if it can be trusted... just sharing.

[S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT !!]

Use the safety word and ill turn it down a notch.

i dont know what the safety word is... you were trying to tell me that one time but your mouth was full. I'm so confused.

[S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT !!]

lol you should be thankful you didnt bring up spelling or reading... i have some lovely jokes for that...

and smizzy.... please just make the bad man stop

[Coles deal dead]

props on popping ur jetnation cherry AROD

[Patriots cap Info]

that just pisses me off actually... god dammit why cant they be like 20 million over the cap. Oh wait they didnt have retarded contracts for mo lewis, vinny t. etc. Makes sense.

[OT: Get To Know Tom And Max]

anything cream based really... im not picky.

[S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT !!]

You SICK FICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still sick? wtf... you said antibiotics would clear that rash up. God Dammit.

[OT: Get To Know Tom And Max]

Just asking if you're hungry?

oh well than... yes id prefer a tossed salad though.

[S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT !!]

i have a decent left hook and i don't have a sliderule :wink: no calculators either... they need to know their multiplication tables

Sex is like math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply... i get it now. except for that multiplication thing. I mean TomShane keeps bringing more and more "friends" so it seems like its multiplying but it just doesn't feel right.

[OT: Get To Know Tom And Max]

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

According to urbandictionary.com: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chocolate+Covered++Pretzel

1. Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Mr. Smizzy. I don't really understand it but are you trying to seduce me?