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sirlancemehlot last won the day on May 7 2011

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About sirlancemehlot

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    perpetual rookie
  • Birthday 04/05/1972

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    born the son of a sharecrooper
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    in the back by that thing on the left
  • What are your interests? Hobbies?
    animals with exoskeletons/ribbon dancing in basketball shorts
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  • What is your favorite Jets related memory?
    That one season the team didn't collapse and completely dissapoint me. wait....uh, okay, the pretzels in Shea
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  • What Jets memory broke your heart?
    the Jets killed my dog once. And one of my sisters.
  • Who is your favorite member of the NY Jets flight crew?
    they have names?
  • Where you alive for Super Bowl III?

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  1. Little known fact: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named him Jeremy Bates, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
  2. Has to be. Why would you pick anyone but the all-time season leader in sacks. If you're old enough to have seen the guy in his prime, you picked Gastineau and didn't hesitate IMO.
  3. Hackenberg is gone. That's a huge addition by subtraction. He was Tim tebow bad.
  4. sirlancemehlot

    macagnan purge

    It's also a bit disingenuous to list the purging of players Mac actually brought in and paid to begin with.
  5. https://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2018/01/here_is_full_police_report_for_jets_robby_anderson.html After Anderson finally stopped and was arrested, he tensed up while Hennessy attempted to put him into the back of the cop car, and refused to get in. While in the back of Hennessy's vehicle, Anderson told the officer -- in vulgar, descriptive terms -- that he was going to find his wife and have sex with her, after he was released from jail. "He continued [to] make other verbal threats towards my family," Hennessy wrote in the report. "Based on his statements, it was clear that he intended to sexually assault my wife. He also began to brag about how much money he has and how all I was doing was trying to ... 'ruin his fun.'" In May, Anderson was arrested at a music festival in Miami for pushing a police officer during a dispute. He is due in court March 19 for that incident. That appearance is the scheduled start of his trial. He is charged with resisting an officer with violence -- a felony.
  6. a car Anderson was driving was clocked as 105 mph in a 45 mph zone, and he also ran multiple red lights. After he was pulled over, Anderson apparently threatened to sexually assault the officer's wife.
  7. In which case? He was arrested twice in 9 months. High powered NY Jets attorneys got him the sweetheart deal. No, Robby is a piece of sh*t that plays WR well. nothing to do with the police officer.
  8. Yeah. Who says he a great guy? We had the best drafts when he was calling the shots. That's all.
  9. There are two ways of looking at that draft. First...yes idzik guessed wrong and got cute and really screwed the pooch. Second...he was able to amass 12 picks, many of them by manipulating the comp pick system. So yeah, he whiffed most of them, but he generated the picks in the first place. In a perfect world he would manage and Mangini would be in charge of the draft. As it is Tannenbaum set the stage for disaster while Idzik dug us out of the rubble, only to trip on his own dick and hand the reigns to a guy who pissed away all of the equity on garbage free agent signings. There's a reason we constantly rebuild. Idzik had the best plan and the best system. Bit the worst execution.
  10. sirlancemehlot

    Get Well Soon Tailgate Joe

    Wish you a healthy recovery joe.
  11. sirlancemehlot

    Grade the Jets Draft

    Yeah I can't understand how Orlando Brown was less value than whatshisname
  12. sirlancemehlot

    Shaun O’Hara: Jets were losers in draft

    We may have lost the draft, but it damn well isn't because we drafted Sam Darnold. Did we give away too much? Maybe. Bit that'll take five years to figure out. The rest of the draft was a bit crappy, granted, but I think Dimitri Flowers UDFA pickup makes it a solid B.
  13. sirlancemehlot

    Jets UDFA Thread

    L9ve this pickup. He could be gone in the 6th IMO
  14. sirlancemehlot

    Welcome Nathan Shepherd

    I didn't. And I hated the Hackenberg pick, as did this whole board. We were right, btw.
  15. sirlancemehlot

    Welcome Nathan Shepherd

    Devin Smith and Steven Hill say hi.