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  1. I thought about the Mangini paranoia but wouldnt ownership be able to override him?? I mean, how can Woody turn that kind of exposure down?? I know i would love to see it
  2. Can anyone else see the Jets being the featured team on HBO's Hardknocks if Brett plays more than 1 year??
  3. Here is an official transcript from the Giants meeting: Michael Strahan: OK, guys, let's get started. Is everybody here? Great. Plex, can you get the door? Plaxico Burress: No. Strahan: Why not? Burress: It's a little out of my reach. Strahan: You're kidding, right? Burress: Not at all. If the door was right here where I could get to it without any exertion I would gladly close it for you. But it's not. Somebody put it way over there. And it wasn't me so I shouldn't have to go out of my way to get to it. That's not my style. Sorry. Strahan: Geez. What an @#$%*!^. OK, then. Eli? Can you stop whimpering in the corner for a moment to close the door so we can start our meeting? Eli Manning: Golly. Sure thing, Michael. I'd be happy to. Thanks for asking. I'm just glad you fellas think I can be of some help to you. It sure means a lot. Strahan: Whatever, dork. Alright. Let's get started. The reason for this players-only meeting is because we need to pull together and start winning. Tiki Barber: Exactly. I agree. We have to start getting me more carries. Strahan: Uh, well, that could be one way I suppose, Tiki. Barber: No, that's the only way. Getting me more carries is the most important thing. Trust me on this. I'm smarter than all of you. I know it. You know it. Even Coach Coughlin has come to realize I am his intellectual superior. How did you like that word, huh? "Intellectual." That's five syllables. Strahan: Very impressive, Tiki. Thanks. Now that we've all heard Tiki's thoughts, does anyone else have any suggestions on how we can turn our season around? Jeremy Shockey: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! I have an idea. Strahan: Jeremy, the floor is yours. Let's hear your thoughts. Shockey: We need more unity on this team, right? So why don't we all go get the same tattoo? That would be so badass. I say we all get a Limp Bizkit tattoo. That band is awesome and they totally have the hard-core attitude we need here. Who's with me? And you better say you're in or I'll assume you're afraid of getting a tattoo and are a scared, little, wussy girl. And I don't want no wussy girls on my team. I'm from The U, baby! The U! Strahan: Whoa there, Jeremy. Dial it back a bit. Can somebody tranq him? Thanks. Let's hear from some other veterans -- Ike Hilliard? Amani Toomer: Who & me? Strahan: Well, yeah. You're Ike Hilliard, aren't you? Toomer: No. I'm Amani Toomer. Ike Hilliard hasn't been on the team for a couple of years. I think he's on the Buccaneers now. Strahan: Really? Hmm. I always did get you guys confused. Well, whoever you are, let's hear your thoughts. Toomer: Thank you. Listen up, guys. I've been on this team a long time and one thing I know is ... Strahan: Sorry, Ike. But I'm going to cut you off. We're running short on time here. Tim Hasselbeck: Hey, that's rude to cut someone off when they're trying to talk. Strahan: What do you know about it, third-stringer? Hasselbeck: A lot, actually. My wife, Elisabeth, is a host on "The View" and Rosie O'Donnell always cuts her off and it hurts her feelings. Shockey: You watch "The View"? Come over here. I'm going to kick your ass. Strahan: Somebody hit Shockey with another tranq dart. Tim, I understand what you're saying. My apologies to Ike Hilliard. And, Tim, please have your wife ask Rosie O'Donnell if she can fill in on the line until I get healthy. That lady is a beast. Mathias Kiwanuka: I know I'm new here, but can I say something? Strahan: Sure thing, rookie. Kiwanuka: I want to share with you guys something an old coach once told me. It really fired me up and is the most valuable advice I have ever received. I was going through a bad time, like we are now, and my coach pulled me aside, looked me square in the eyes and said ... Strahan: Uh, yes? And said what? You seemed like you had something really good going there and then you just stopped for no reason. Kiwanuka: I know. I'm sorry. It's a bad habit of mine. Manning: Umm, fellas? Hey, guys? You mind if I say a word or two? Strahan: Have at it. Manning: OK. Swell. Just give me a second here. My dad wrote down some things for me to say and I have to find the paper. He said if I read this to you guys you would respect me as a team leader. Strahan: No, no, no, Eli. It's time to stop hiding behind your family. You're a big boy now. If you don't have anything that you want to say yourself from your own heart, then we don't want to hear it. So do you have anything to say that isn't from your daddy? Manning: No. Not really. Well, that's not really true. I do have one thing. Strahan: Yes? Let's hear it. Manning: I wish you guys would stop giving me wedgies. Strahan: Not a chance. Barber: Hey, can we wrap this up? My wife said I have to be home by 5 p.m. today. Jared Lorenzen: Yeah, I let's end this. I'm hungry. Strahan: OK, OK. We're done. I hope we've all worked through some issues in this meeting and that we're all primed to beat the Cowboys this week. And remember -- anything that was discussed in this meeting stays among us, the players. Except if I need to fill some time on my radio show. Then I reserve the right to say whatever I want about any of you.
  4. JOJO will exercise his right to refer to himself in the 3rd person here..........hope you all enjoy. In all seriousness, that place is just a vehicle for advertisments for sportsbooks and rip-off travel agencies......what a joke
  5. I like the way you think! I seriously dont like the direction that site has gone. They give Joebaby a hard time for having a hot chick in his pics......YET, the have a hottie forum!!! What am i missing here!!?? LOL
  6. ...............i think i just got banned at "The Landing Strip." should this really bother me??
  7. Look at the security guard in the yellow shirt.........talk about funny
  8. JOJO will be in the house for sure....... Seriously guys, Ive been tailgating with Joe for like 4 years up in the meadowlands. His parties are insane......as anyone who has seen the duel Hummers in 16H knows. Ive been looking forward to this since the day I moved down to Delray 8 months ago. This is NOT bullsh*t, its all free and its gonna be a blast for real! Ive met Hailey and her friends on many occasions and they are cool as sh*t. Its gonna be off the hook on Sunday, cant wait to see you all there!
  9. JOJO damn near lost it right there Dawg...........
  10. ................."I just watched that montage of the past Jets draft on ESPN and made me wanto to cry........SERIOUSLY! Brought back many bad memories. When the Jets fans were chanting for Sapp and wondering why we didnt draft Marino it made me sick. What could have been........................" on a side note i like the pick.....this guy will be a mainstay for the next 12-15 yrs.
  11. I havnt read any of the old threads but i gather its safe to assume there was some beef on the other board?? Someone list me the main players in this coup de tat! Is Dick K involved???
  12. Why are all you guys on here now?? Been out of the loop, just wondering. The site looks good
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