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"Kind of an ugly stadium", you mean like Belial was kind of the better-looking twin in the movie 'Basket Case'? People get very sensitive about it because nobody wants to admit that they made a horrible ill-advised investment . . . because that's how it was presented, as an "investment". If anyone who bought a PSL had any sense, they'd bail today and buy back in on the secondary market for a 1/3 of the price, especially if you bought back in in a very pricey section and the original owner only has a couple of grand left owed on it and you can stomach the ticket price. Aside for that there are tons of deals to be had at for peanuts and not through the Jets FO, who I've grown to despise after 57 years for a variety of reasons that I would love to regale everyone with when I have more time. To be clear, my Daddy and my Uncle were going to Titans games at the Polo Grounds and then bought in as STHs in 1963, so the relationship is even longer than it appears. It's amazing to me that there are some folks just won't let it go that the place is a POS Palace. I'm not sure if it has more personality than a hospital waiting room or a Funeral Home, the jury is still out; but everyone seems to forget that this was the result TWO venues and we should've gotten something that should defy the imagination. I really have a sh*t ton to say about all of this, but I have to cut it short for now. I will leave off in the moment to ask if anyone remembers Woody Johnson the Rube saying that The New Dump had a "59th Street Bridge vibe"? Jackass. Not you, him.

I knew I recognized The New Dump NJ Transit terminal.

Funny, people ordinarily would be up in arms if an average person beat, drowned, electrocuted, and practiced animal cruelty. "Animal cruelty should be a felony with stiffer penalties!" "Jail!" "Psychopath!" Ron Mexico and his dogs: "They were just dogs." Were you here for that sh*t show parade? lol I put my money where my mouth is. I sat out that entire season and did not attend one game. There are posters on here who know me personally who can attest that this is 100% true. Don't sweat it. I can promise you that there's a person or two on here who would be all for signing Darren Sharper if he was in his prime and not in jail. It can be a slippery slope about whether off-the-field behavior should also fall under the realm of on-the-field discipline and I'd welcome engaging that discussion later but right now my rescue dog that I love has to pee.

"Don't steal my thunder." - Kevin James

Long-standing joke between my rabid Jets fan friend, Vinnie, and I that the Jets season is usually over by Yom Kippur. This year it's September 27th. We get a reprieve every once in a while when it falls in October, but it's even funnier when it's really early. Neither one of us is Jewish (although I'm kinda Jewish by osmosis), but we're probably more aware of when that Holiday is than any practicing observant Jew in America. It's the first date I circle on my fridge calendar when the New Year starts so I can plan my misery far in advance. It's a game of chicken who's gonna text who first when it gets close. Tick-tock.

The only drugs befitting a Jets fan are Night Train and Thunderbird. Don't ask me how I know this, journalistic source protection! Oh, fine, I am invoking my 5th Amendment Right and refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. I mean, others. Gotta go. Time for some Champipple.

Still a dump.

Low standards. It's a dump

Hackett bad (said in Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's Monster's voice).

I liked the original 'Battle For the Planet of the Apes' much better, but who am I to judge? : /

I was invited, unlike you lowly plebeians.

Hahaha, you suck! Wait, I got one . . . as opposed to Greg McElroy's NFL starting debut! I think I'm still curled up in a ball from that one.

I'd take Popeye the Sailor Man at this point.