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PF4JETS

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  1. Good lord girl, are you still getting those? Remember what I told ya, hormones are a b*tch! Other than that, how the heck are ya? um, e-mail me, I lost your new one...(hangs head in shame)
  2. Hi everyone! I love this thread! Here's one for you; Dixie's Midnight Runners Come On Eileen" Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers cried Sang along, who'd blame them Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever Go toora loora toora loo rye aye And we can sing just like our fathers [Chorus:] Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means) At this moment, you mean everything With you in that dress my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty Ah come on Eileen These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces They're so resigned to what their fate is But not us (no never), no not us (no never) We are far too young and clever Remember Go toora loora toora loo rye aye Eileen I'll hum this tune forever Come on Eileen oh I swear (what he means) Ah come on, let's take off everything That pretty red dress Eileen (tell him yes) Ah come on let's, Ah come on Eileen That pretty red dress, Eileen (tell him yes) Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen Please... Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye Toora toora-too-loora Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh Eileen Come on Eileen, these things they are real and I know how you feel Now I must say more than ever things round here have changed Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye
  3. I''m beginning to hate being a JETS fan! j/k IMO, these vets have absolutely no leverage at this point to start demanding squat. Like a poster before me pointed out, this new regime owes them nothing. I'm sick and tired of high paid athletes demanding anything, especially ones from a LOSING damn team! Buck it up, do your job and pocket your millions while us lowly Joe Blows shell out hard earned money for your stupid jerseys. And tell Pennington to go pound sand, (he'll probably reinjure himself anyway ) I'm a bitter fan because 1969 seems too damn long ago!
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    Ah ha ha! Too funny! I looked at the age tree wrong, I was a junior the year Smizzy was born. (Still old enough to be his mother, grumble..mumble...groan)
  5. Totally agree with that list. Here's on of my favs.... The James Gang. ( I love Joe Walsh)
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    LOL! That made my day. My son's friends all call me MILF, really pisses him off to no end. He's such a at 25. The hubby thinks it funny. But thanks to the kid, I'm now a GILF. Sheesh, grandma at 45 I told him I was still hip, all I got was an eye roll!
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    Koz is one of the funniest guys I know. Glad he joined here. Hey Smizzy, I seen on your birthday on the age tree, you were born the year I graduated high school! Damn I feel old <sigh>
  8. A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
  9. Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day .
  10. Don't let him kid you. We were threatened with bodily harm if we didn't behave ourselves.
  11. While in the sporting goods store, the son picks up a New York Jets jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Jets fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with mom." Off goes the little lad with the Jets jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a New York Jets fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Jets jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a New York Jets fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good, son. What is it?" The son replies, " I've only been a Jets fan for an hour and I already hate you Miami bastards."
  12. I agree! What I wanted to happen is going on right now. Shake 'em up. I wanted a HC that instills fear ala Cowher, Parcells even Bellichicken. I wasn't a Herm hater but I knew he was way too soft on these guys. It is time for some of these high paid vets to either restructure or seek employment elsewhere. As all the TGG'ers well know, I really dislike J-Abe, so it isn't going to hurt me if he goes. I don't want to see Coles go nor Curtis BUT, let's get down to business and start being a serious team to contend with, instead of the laughing stock of the NFL.
  13. <blushes> Where is she by the way? I thought I left a trail.
  14. LMAO! That was my major chuckle of the day (so far). I have a funny feeling it's going to get interesting around here.
  15. Ah ha ha ha! Yea, what he said! (I almost forgot about that Chuck stuff)
  16. Thank you Smizzy. (Some fella's know how to treat a lady)
  17. You mean you're not getting me anything for my birthday next week? (I'm so disappointed lol)
  18. So I'm gathering that we are in cap hell, correct? I STILL can't grasp how that damn thing works! One of my loud mouthed Redskins buddies says they have a cap problem this year also? (I hope so)
  19. Me neither. This is a perfect example of why I hate sports writers and announcers. Hell last year they had us going to the Super Bowl! (Uh oh, here come the injury excuse people LMAO!) Don't hurt me
  20. He's going to be tough to beat, Hiker. Great matchup! I got the winner between Italian Seafood and Preditor (that is if IS's banning is over)
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