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My guy!

We just got our sh*t pushed in by the Ryan Fitzpatrick-led Dolphins

This is my big question

Divisional games can surprise, and Allen has another dud I guess we have a shot, but Buffalo’s roster is in a different league than ours. Tough to see us winning

Jake Ass Man

The best thing about defending Maccagnan is that you have to crawl so far up your own ass to do it that nothing makes sense anymore. It's how you end up saying "yea, but Quinnen Williams barely plays" and thinking you won the argument.

It's great that we have a whole mini-vocabulary we can use just to spin him up. Like anti-safe words.

Using the singular "supporter" here is [chef's kiss]. The cherry on top is that it only took seven minutes for him to velcro up his shoes and waddle in here.

Can I be Sue Grafton

Are you really Ian Fleming

Plus Rhule is one of those spoiled me-first types who insists on hiring his own assistants

Never happen. The kind of people who convinced themselves that Hackenberg and Polite were future All-Pros are also the kind of people who wake up every morning, stick their legs into their shirt sleeves, and say “looks like another great day of being right about stuff!”

I’m not really a McCarthy fan, but I think it’s equally likely, if not more so, that the Jets fire Maccagnan if he’s the coach.

The BIGG MACC haters eating some more crow today

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If he was medically cleared to play against the Broncos, why didn’t he start?

Darnold only started two years in college, turned the ball over a million times, and got worse from one year to the next. The Jets are a clownshoes operation, especially when it comes to quarterbacks, but there‘s a good chance he was always going to be bad.

You can save the last 2/3 of this for Pac or whoever because you know that’s not me. As for the rest, I have no doubt there are layers here, and frankly I don’t care. On the one hand we have Becton. On the other hand we have the Gase/Douglas Jets. Giving the benefit of the doubt to the latter over the former—over anyone, about anything—is psychotic.

This entire line of reasoning operates under the assumption that Becton is a gutless pussy, which is odd given that Gase is a sociopath whose teams end up injured every single year

Gase is an asocial freak and every team he’s coached has ended up as a MASH unit. I get the concerns about Becton, but there is absolutely no reason to give the Jets the benefit of the doubt here.

By the time you get to “good teams have problems too, so actually the Jets’ problems aren’t that big a deal,” the war is long over. You sound like Jet Nut.