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    I need a new hobby. Any suggestions???

    Best damn episode ever I tracked down the VHS tape of the actual movie about 15 years ago and it’s damn near as funny on its own.
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    I need a new hobby. Any suggestions???

    Physical activity is for suckers. I like to lay on the couch, get stoned and watch MST3K all day.
  3. They’re sh*t It’s nuts that the Jets made it as far as they did in ‘09/‘10 with such a hindrance at QB. If Favre would’ve stayed instead of bolting to Minnesota, there’s no doubt in my mind that we would’ve won at least one Super Bowl.
  4. From TMZ so it could be bullsh*t https://www.google.com/amp/amp.tmz.com/2018/01/19/ny-jets-robby-anderson-arrested But he sure as hell isn’t close to 200 lbs. Listed weights by teams are always off the mark. The Pats, NFL.com, etc had Vince Wilfork listed at 325 for his entire career. I guarantee you that guy, especially over the last half of his career, was playing waaaayyy closer to 375 than 325.
  5. Yeah, I’d put my money on the police report being a helluva lot more accurate than his Wikipedia page or his listing on NFL.com or the team website.
  6. His police report had him listed at 6’3 162. That’s skinny as sh*t, especially for a professional football player.
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    Jason Witten compares Sam Darnold to Tony Romo

    For as bad as the Jets have been, they aren't the undisputed sh*tstain of pro football like Cleveland. The Browns have been making horrific decisions for 25 straight years and picking in the Top 5 of the draft for the majority of that period. Even guys like John Dorsey and Alonzo Highsmith admitted that they had Darnold as their #1 guy all the way up until a couple of days before the draft, but were won over by Mayfield’s “passion” and “presence”. So, you have Darnold at the top of your board for over a year...but get won over at the last minute by the 6’0 air raid QB who has videotape of him drunkenly running from the cops and doing stupid sh*t on the field, all because he pats his teammates on the ass and runs around flailing his arms all over the place after throwing a TD... That’s just gross incompetence. As for the Giants, they’re going to look like a bunch of colossal dildos unless they win a Superbowl within the next 2 years. Barkley could be the next Jim Brown and it still wouldn’t mean dick if any of Darnold, Rosen or Allen go on to be Top 15 QB’s for the next decade plus.
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    Jason Witten compares Sam Darnold to Tony Romo

    Not a better prospect than Luck, but I think the argument can definitely be made that he’s up there with Wentz as the best QB prospect to come out of the draft since Luck. A guy like Goff will be a good, solid QB for a decade...but I still think the Rams were a bit goofy to take him over Wentz.
  9. "I don't believe we're on Hard Knocks. I don’t think there’s anything good that comes out of Hard Knocks, but we'll see." - John Dorsey, May 2nd, Cleveland 850 AM LOL
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    Story on Jets pursuit of Darnold

    Get rid of this “Truty” dickhole pronto.
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    Chad is mentoring Baker

    My penis has more tactile strength than his shoulder. True story Good guy, though. Upstanding chap...but a death knell of a QB after the lame flipper. Similar to what Fins fans are feeling right now, I’m sure. With that flaccid, lame dick of a no-nothing that they’re set to invest a 7th year in... Ha Praise Jebus for Darnold Praise Jebus for dem Browns
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    2019 Draft.

    Against Clemson
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    2019 Draft.

    Jonah Williams (73) in the National Championship game against Georgia
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