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Lil Bit Special

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Status Updates posted by Lil Bit Special

  1. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

  2. I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

    1. RutgersJetFan

      RutgersJetFan

      I'm 37, I'm not old.

  3. Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

  4. I am the greatest game thread starter in all the JN Land. Bow down to your Master!!

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    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      It's only 1 game, but believe what you want! :P

    3. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      See what happens when there is an official game thread??? We lose.

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Where were you? How could you let Ecurb, Ecurb???

  5. It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat

    1. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Pins and needles, needles and pins... it's a happy man that grins.

  6. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

    1. GATA

      GATA

      That reminds me of this gay bar I went to called Flaming Saddles.

  7. Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

  8. Everyone's watching, to see what you will do Everyone's looking at you, oh Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

    1. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      Everybody's working for the weekend

      Everybody wants a little romance

      Everybody's goin' off the deep end

      Everybody needs a second chance, oh

      You want a piece of my heart

      You better start from start

      You wanna be in the show

      Come on baby lets go

    2. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      Everyone's looking to see if it was you

      Everyone wants you to come through

      Everyone's hoping it'll all work out

      Everyone's waiting they're holding out

      Everybody's working for the weekend

      Everybody wants a little romance

      Everybody's goin' off the deep end

      Everybody needs a second chance, oh

      You want a piece of my heart

      You better start from start

      You wanna be in the show

      Come on baby lets go

    3. THE ILK
  9. Kim Jones? Michael Kay? How do these people have jobs for the greatest sports franchise in the world?

    1. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      The only talent you need to work for YES is to promote the Yankees, and point out how everything Yankee is secretly the best. Nick Swisher=best. Jeter=best. Ramiro Pena=best.

  10. I wish more chicks would get naked when they get their 15 min of fame.

  11. Where are you? Come home! Time to take your beating!

  12. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

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    2. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      Never gonna give you up

      Never gonna let you down

      Never gonna run around and desert you

      Never gonna make you cry

      Never gonna say goodbye

      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Easily the most perverse thing I have ever seen posted on this website, and I used to have access to the mod lounge. Well done, sir!

    4. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      Thank you! That is high praise coming from you. Im blushing.

  13. Lowell Sucks.

    1. Gainzo

      Gainzo

      Tell me something I don't know.

    2. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      2 zamboni's are better than one.

  14. Its friday and I have trouser chili brewing.

    1. JiFapono

      JiFapono

      Yummy. Is that equivalent to panty pudding?

    2. Lil Bit Special
    3. JiFapono

      JiFapono

      Chocolate nutty surprises?

  15. My farts are peeling paint today. Cant wait to fart under the covers tonight!

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    2. Maxman
    3. JiFapono

      JiFapono

      So? how did they smell?

    4. Lil Bit Special

      Lil Bit Special

      like rotting beef and pork. Max smiled. Then tweaked my nipple.

  16. I'm embarrassed to be a Masshole. Anyone have a 4 year supply of lube I can have? Cause Im gonna need it!

  17. Nothing better than waking up at 5am when you dont have to be up until 7. Yay me.

  18. The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

  19. wake me when it's 9/13/2010

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