Lil Bit Special

Hi.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

I am the greatest game thread starter in all the JN Land. Bow down to your Master!!

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do Everyone's looking at you, oh Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Kim Jones? Michael Kay? How do these people have jobs for the greatest sports franchise in the world?

My balls hurt.

I wish more chicks would get naked when they get their 15 min of fame.

Where are you? Come home! Time to take your beating!

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Happy Friday!

Lowell Sucks.

Its friday and I have trouser chili brewing.

Hi.

Is it worth it?

My farts are peeling paint today. Cant wait to fart under the covers tonight!

I'm embarrassed to be a Masshole. Anyone have a 4 year supply of lube I can have? Cause Im gonna need it!

Nothing better than waking up at 5am when you dont have to be up until 7. Yay me.

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

John Lackey sucks.

wake me when it's 9/13/2010