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Lil Bit Special

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  1. Mommy says I should be careful of women with their cleavage hanging out. but damn! shes got nice eyes!

  2. I prefer adult pandas, not their cubs...

  3. just ignore Garb and you'll be fine... she really seems to get your panties in a bunch. Things really fell apart after she joined in. And you know she isnt going to ignore you. she's going to keep needling you like women know how to do best. tell gg you love her and you disagree with her idea... and all will be forgiven.

  4. Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

  5. Sorry... I ate all the cake before you showed up... I'll buy ya some entenmanns donuts instead.

  6. Great season for the fish. Sad that it did allow Chad to be Chad. Beats the bad/mediocre teams and cant hack it against the better teams. Good luck next year.

  7. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

  8. I'm embarrassed to be a Masshole. Anyone have a 4 year supply of lube I can have? Cause Im gonna need it!

  9. The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

  10. Friends with benefits??????

  11. Its not my fault I havent visted 5h... My brother wants to hang out with his buddies and he drives so I have no choice...

  12. Sigh... yet another girl who only wants to be friends.... join the club.... and I thought humor was cute...

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