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war ensemble

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  1. FACTS Derrick Mason is 37 Braylon Edwards is 28. Statistics from last season mean nothing. Its whats done this year what counts.

    +1. All these guys posting stats from last year probably think Kris Jenkins is a good player because of his sack count. Totally clueless.

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  2. There is no such thing as a female organism. I know because every woman I've ever been with has either faked it with me or thought faking wasn't even worth the effort. So clearly this is something totally made up imaginary thing like yetis and Bill Belichick's soul and Herm Edwards's brains.

    Every woman you've been with has faked having a female organism with you? What do they do, pop out a doll instead?

  3. I can't write in print, lol...I end up keeping the same space between each letter and each word so m y s e n t e n c e s l o o k l i k e t h i s. It's faster to write in script and I can do it in a semi-legible fashion, so script FTW!

  4. How you have felt, O men of Athens, at hearing the speeches of my accusers, I cannot tell; but I know that their persuasive words almost made me forget who I was - such was the effect of them; and yet they have hardly spoken a word of truth. But many as their falsehoods were, there was one of them which quite amazed me; - I mean when they told you to be upon your guard, and not to let yourselves be deceived by the force of my eloquence. They ought to have been ashamed of saying this, because they were sure to be detected as soon as I opened my lips and displayed my deficiency; they certainly did appear to be most shameless in saying this, unless by the force of eloquence they mean the force of truth; for then I do indeed admit that I am eloquent. But in how different a way from theirs! Well, as I was saying, they have hardly uttered a word, or not more than a word, of truth; but you shall hear from me the whole truth: not, however, delivered after their manner, in a set oration duly ornamented with words and phrases. No indeed! but I shall use the words and arguments which occur to me at the moment; for I am certain that this is right, and that at my time of life I ought not to be appearing before you, O men of Athens, in the character of a juvenile orator - let no one expect this of me...

    (Um, yeah, CharlieBurk is one of my many aliases. Not the twitter account, just the JN one. It's been fun and I'd continue, but I fear for my life at pissing you all off beyond the point of no return. And I really don't have the time to continue the farce...:P)

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  5. I always find it ironic when fans want players to playout their contract because they are obligated because of the said contract and on the other hand teams can just throw a restructuring/release anytime it suits them.

    Restructured contracts tend to pay more up front and not end up losing the player any money. Teams can release a player any time because they've agreed to pay whatever guaranteed money may be left on that contract.

  6. Charlie Burkowitz' reporting sucks Purim balls. Breaking stories via unconfirmed sources via twitter. Welcome to 2011. Someone shoot me in the taint and pass me a matzah ball.

    Oh, and the OP is a disgrace to Al Toon and the entire state of Wisconsin, whatever that means.

    I just responded to you to fit in another thinly veiled Oso joke, lol...

  7. WTF is this sh*t anyways? 'If I'm wrong then you can rip me, but if I'm right then I'm awesome.' Swear to God twitter is the worst crap ever to happen to sports.

    Hey, listen, the Knicks are trading for Derrick Rose and Dwight Howard. They're gonna play with Amare and Carmelo. Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but hey, rip me if I'm wrong.

    Oh, so you dislike Charlie Burk's reporting?

  8. @incarceratedbob incarcerated bob

    **BREAKING NFL NEWS**Source: NY JETS have come to an agreement in "principle" with Nnamdi Asomugha (He left big money on the table)

    Well, there you have it.

    Wrong thread, bro. We're discussing the agreement in principle with Oso "The Hated One" here. Busy night for Tanny.

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