RutgersJetFan

I thought you'd give up this schtick after the Mack fiasco.

I'm rescinding this. **** drafting. I'm hiring Tywin as GM/coach.

Unless you know heel hooks

If anyone would like a frame-by-frame analysis of the action here DM me.

Joffrey. No doubt.

Well that’s awesome. Congrats homie.

Well, that escalated quickly.

The film room is serious business.

Oliver going top 2 is probably the best thing that could happen IMO. That way I can complain in peace about the Williams pick without having to listen to the incessant rimjobbing over Oliver’s fast twitch muscles.

Here’s the great part, both of these scenarios suck balls because this draft is terrible. Yet Mac will get credit for either, despite the fact that his roster dumped another season down the drain to accomplish whichever one happens.

And why did we have to pay for those guys again?

Step 1: Draft nothing but DL for 86 drafts in a row. Fail miserably. Fire GM that did it. Step 2: Hire new GM, spend the next several drafts drafting the same DL positions the last guy ****ed up. Draft quarterback in between, draft nothing to support him. Step 3: Profit?

Sweet. More defense. These sh*tty seasons under Macaggnan have really been paying off.

It’s like the Jedi mind trick, with dicks.

This has been an interesting year for music so far, but the album I find myself constantly coming back to is A Wall Becomes a Bridge by Kendrick Scott Oracle. Nothing fancy or groundbreaking like the stuff Kamasi or Christian Scott put out, but man, Kendrick's jazz is just so pleasing to the ear. I have been going back to this LP more and more since it was released and I cannot recommend it enough.

So, this thread is going well.

I'll bet Deion Sanders is writing the same exact thing about you right now.

Joe is batting a thousand this offseason.

Athleticer

Use 30th overall pick on on DL Use 6th overall pick to replace 30th overall pick Trade 6th overall pick for 2nd rounder Use 3rd overall pick to replace 6th overall pick Profit?

They will be when they hear my walkout music is the Escape from New York theme song.

You’re like the new Don King, but with a RV.

The finals will be taking place at the Kodokan, IBJJF rules, 3-5 minute rounds. If I can’t make you sh*t yourself you win.

That may be true. But at least I didn't sleep with Lumberg.

Well you’re certainly not going to get it with that attitude.