RutgersJetFan

People who Instagram everything annoy me.

And just like that, a 37-year-old knuckleballer on the Mets cemented himself as the best pitcher in baseball.

Capitalization is important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Blame this loss on me. Had on grey AF1's for the first 2 games, switched to Timbs today because it was cold. My bad guys.

Storm immediately weakened once it hit Jersey. We go hard son. You are welcome NY. You wack asses.

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is sh*t but, hey, I'm in a police station.

Shaun Ellis to the Pats? Are there no limits to your madness Arnone?

In the process of moving across the country. I fear Arnone may be tailing me. Turns out zig-zagging in a U-Haul on a crowded highway is a horrible idea.

Damn! Arnone reveals he's been healing the sick. I was supposed to post pictures of myself doing the same, but it was going to be a surprise. Advantage: Arnone.

Days without word from Arnone. Plotting perhaps? I remain intrigued regardless. You're a worthy foe, Arnone.

As Arnone sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep Arnone, sleep.

As Arnone sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep Arnone, sleep.

ARod's ghost tag on Reyes = Biggest horsesh*t call of 2011.

Heartbroken. RIP Nick Charles.

I am starting a new religion where Norm Macdonald is God.

Can't make it out tonight boys, Barb Wire's on HBO.

definitely gonna see if I can get Melo's spin move off on the court tomorrow.

Melo = Dance Of Joy

The next person that starts a thread praising Mel Gibson on this site is getting kicked in the nuts. Consider yourselves warned.

Pretty tragic that they can make great films about middle of the pack fighters like Ward and Braddock, but they couldn't write a good script about Muhammad Ali.

Company Flow FTW

I think I might be able to help with the whole Pan/Pam dilemma

"This is gonna be the extra edge we need this year." - Steve Weatherford

"GET DA F%$# OUT MAH DRILL!!!" - Kris Jenkins

Veronica Corningstone and I had sex and now we're in looooooove!!!!