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Status Updates posted by RutgersJetFan

  1. People who Instagram everything annoy me.

  2. And just like that, a 37-year-old knuckleballer on the Mets cemented himself as the best pitcher in baseball.

  3. Capitalization is important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    1. Bleedin Green

      Bleedin Green

      So what you're saying is, less capitalization = more fun?

  4. Blame this loss on me. Had on grey AF1's for the first 2 games, switched to Timbs today because it was cold. My bad guys.

  5. Storm immediately weakened once it hit Jersey. We go hard son. You are welcome NY. You wack asses.

    1. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      Living in Arnone's shadow must be hell.. I heard the storm turned into Patron and lap dances when it hit his house.

  6. Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is sh*t but, hey, I'm in a police station.

  7. Shaun Ellis to the Pats? Are there no limits to your madness Arnone?

  8. In the process of moving across the country. I fear Arnone may be tailing me. Turns out zig-zagging in a U-Haul on a crowded highway is a horrible idea.

  9. Damn! Arnone reveals he's been healing the sick. I was supposed to post pictures of myself doing the same, but it was going to be a surprise. Advantage: Arnone.

    1. ZachEY


      You'll never be half the man, the father, the healer, or the lover that Arnone is.

  10. Days without word from Arnone. Plotting perhaps? I remain intrigued regardless. You're a worthy foe, Arnone.

  11. As Arnone sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep Arnone, sleep.

  12. As Arnone sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep Arnone, sleep.

  13. ARod's ghost tag on Reyes = Biggest horsesh*t call of 2011.

  14. Heartbroken. RIP Nick Charles.

  15. I am starting a new religion where Norm Macdonald is God.

    1. CTM


      Call is MacDonaldism and you'll get the fatty patrons on mistaken identity alone

  16. Can't make it out tonight boys, Barb Wire's on HBO.

    1. JiFapono


      I'm sure the "boys" were heartbroken

    2. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      That and the Old Baywatch are worth their weight in computer free nights alone.

  17. definitely gonna see if I can get Melo's spin move off on the court tomorrow.

  18. Melo = Dance Of Joy

    1. Bergen Jet

      Bergen Jet

      I am Cousin Larry to your Balky right now.

    2. JiFapono
  19. The next person that starts a thread praising Mel Gibson on this site is getting kicked in the nuts. Consider yourselves warned.

    1. dolphann4life


      You should just smile and blow him.

  20. Pretty tragic that they can make great films about middle of the pack fighters like Ward and Braddock, but they couldn't write a good script about Muhammad Ali.

    1. JohnnyHector


      Personally, I'm waiting for the Carl "The Truth" Williams story.

    2. T0mShane


      They're probably waiting until he dies. I'd imagine he has a well-paid group of lawyers looking to preserve his image at this point. When he passes, fair game for Hollywood to get down and dirty.

    3. Gainzo


      It took 6 years to get the fighter made and that was only because Wahlberg put his own money into it.

  21. I think I might be able to help with the whole Pan/Pam dilemma

    1. Bruce Banner

      Bruce Banner

      You mean the human resources lady?

    2. dolphann4life


      awwww 2 m's at the end...that was the confusion.

  22. "This is gonna be the extra edge we need this year." - Steve Weatherford

  23. "GET DA F%$# OUT MAH DRILL!!!" - Kris Jenkins

  24. Veronica Corningstone and I had sex and now we're in looooooove!!!!

    1. Mentos


      Great Odin's raven!

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