Mandarinia

I guess I'm not getting any incentive payouts in my contract.

That's what I say! Dealership looked at me like I had two heads that I wouldn't sign the papers unless they 1. took off that stuff, or 2. pay me.

It's probably an audible to let the offense know the football is deflated.

Darnold's spleen ruptures and he dies on field. NFL turns into the NFFL, National Flag Football League.

To be fair he inherited a dumpster fire. What do you expect a GM to do when you're hired after the draft?

Swiss cheese; filled with holes

You know what mono does to the body? Kid has already lost 5 pounds.

I wonder if other players will start getting sick? Don't a lot of QB's lick their hand before a snap? I can't remember if Darnold has this habit.

Week 1 and the house is already on fire.

"Never drink or use drugs in my life" *nervous laughter*

He probably was in the past. He most likely took that into consideration and improved himself. Hopefully he doesn't over due it.

He's a scumbag and deserves nothing but the worst. In 2006 when he worked at New Jersey 101.5 he was laughing and making tasteless jokes on air about my fiancé's fathers suicide. I hope he rots in jail.

I know the Jets have played 3 games in the first 2 weeks of the season, but you're telling me that the coaches haven't developed some sort of game plan together for these games back in like May, even if it was bare bones subject to adjustments based on game film / injuries. I would think for the most part they should have at least known the "flavor" of their opponents.

Depends who the HC is

I laughed. It was such a "SOJ Jets" moment. But I never gave up. Granted I watch every down, every season, no matter their record.