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Reminds me, incidentally, of a very funny Wendy's twitter exchange:

I do not understand this joke but assume it is funny.

Got it. Thanks for letting me know.

I mean, the poorly constructed poll got the answer it was going for, so, yes?

Kids, look what happened to this nice boy after one “toke” of a marijuana cigarette. Say no to “reefer,” kids.

That's a lot of women to live in his van.

I didn't do this. He looks like his passes smell like patchouli.

Childhood best friend?

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Oh, you know… been watching Cobra Kai on Netflix. Learned… a lot.

My favorite part is where it's law school... for morons... as evidenced...

Biggs, you seem very well educated on this topic but one thing you’re obviously forgetting is that in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

You guys are arguing with someone who thinks it wouldn’t be insanely, hilariously obvious if “a few friends” all got together to drum up a false allegation and also that not one person in that group of friends (22 in this case) would say out loud , “actually, I’m not going to attempt to destroy a person who doesn’t deserve it,” during the recruitment process. You’ve all already lost this one.

That's specious reasoning, Doug.

Dozens of women come forward to report they weren't murdered by OJ Simpson.

Wendy's.

A.

Is.

This.

Sir.

Not record specific - but that the Jets, and Joe Douglas, are terrible.

I mean, hasn't this been your take for the better part of the offseason?

Seriously - spoiler alert - they don’t care about either of these teams but are enjoying a good time rooting with the home fans.

Good thought. Will definitely look into this too. Thank you!

I think you may be the only person at Soldier Field that day!