stoicsentry

So woke. Hopefully Jussie's available to co-host.

While I'm not that thrilled with the work that Mac has done, the fact of the matter is that he HAS landed us our first franchise QB in forever, so...

Classic Todd Bowles.

All else being equal (and, admittedly, it's not) we actually win this game if we punt on almost every 1st down. That's absurd.

If you're willing to go for it on 4th down there, then why are you going for the bomb on 3rd? Should be a safe play and get some YAC if you can.

Is Enunwa even human?

Our offense is the worse than I've ever seen it. That's freaking mindblowing. How is that even possible?

We need to find someone that knows offense better than Todd Bowles to help him out here. Someone get Rex Ryan on the phone.

On the radio they said it couldn't be challenged.

And it's the momentum + the time of possession + the message it sends.

"High percentage passes" they call them, and he still threw 2 picks and could've been as many as 5 picks.

Look, there's a ton of things to bitch at when it comes to this game. You got the O-Line's piss poor play + penalties, Robby who has more fumbles than TDs, the defense folding as it usually does.... But I'm going to keep coming back to this one: we're up 14-0 and we're about to get the ball back with 6 minutes to go in the half AND we're set to receive the 2nd half kickoff. When Trumaine Johnson commits that dumbass penalty that gives the Browns a free drive, HE IS RIDING THE BENCH FOR AN ENTIRE QUARTER. He's not back to commit another penalty, however questionable the 2nd one may have been. But if I do send him back in, then at least after that one, HE IS RIDING THE BENCH FOR AN ENTIRE QUARTER. I'm sick of that crap.

I'm haunted in advance by Todd Bowles' monotone "move on to the next game" crap. Can we just be done with this idiot already?

And he apparently can't throw the ball any further downfield than a post-surgery 35 year old Chad Pennington.

You know what we haven't tried? A BUBBLE SCREEN!!!