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Next thing you'll tell me is that we're not getting Charlie Burkowitz as a beat writer either. I don't think I can handle this.

I cannot ******* WAIT for Week 1.

LOL McNabb's stock just went up.

No, Charlie Burkowitz is a death metal band from Norway. They couldn't decide who to worship, Manson or the Son of Sam...and their spelling sucks.

You do realize that Charlie Burkowitz was hired by ESPN Chicago this morning, right?

ESPN New York's Rich Cimini is "hearing" that the Jets are showing interest in free agent WR James Jones. We never found out what caused the snag in Jones' talks with the Vikings, but it seems he's exploring other options. The Jets are reportedly unwilling to meet Randy Moss' asking price, so Jones makes sense as the No. 2 receiver. Do we want this guy? It seems like he had a bunch of big drops last year. Balls literally going straight through his hands.

Both, I'm a pizza bagel.

I just put up an Asomugha tree, hopefully he's under it in the morning. I'm out. Someone else keep watch.

This thread made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. I'm still living off of that, waiting for it to get good again. It's like Seinfeld, a slow decline but you still wait for one more classic moment.

**** this. I think Charlie Burkowitz should sign Aso since it was his 11:45 deadline. What the hell am I still doing awake? I've never even met Charlie Burkowitz and he's shortened my morning.

Charlie Burkowitz - Hot or Not?

Homophobes

I knew once this thread went WWE, the gay sh*t wasn't far behind.

I will not go to sleep until Nnamdi signs with the Jets and Charlie Burkowitz is vindicated. You all go on ahead to bed, I got it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JNRhk9qxI Bill Goldberg just tweeted that Charlie Burkowitz is no Jew.

Like David!

Is that his real name? He looks nothing LIKE a Burkowitz. I should know. I am one. (different spelling) And what self-respecting Jew names their kid Charlie?

Yeah, but they're also supposedly waiting for an answer by tonight. So, what's to be made of that?

I don't know what's funnier, him or you getting so angry at him.

Favorite Toon should never stop posting...ever. I almost passed out I've been laughing so hard.

HOF

Oh, I see it's just an aesthetic thing. You like big guys. Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you meant it beyond-a-doubt improved your football team to have at least one receiver that is "big".

Don't you think you should question things if you're going to spout them as gospel?

For ****'s sake, he's back.

When exactly did the Big Receiver/Little Receiver paradigm start? Who was the first Big/Little tandem? I'm honestly asking.