JiF

Back from Disney World!

Yesterday, someone told me we signed Quinn and Garrard I almost fainted

I'm sorry for my time away... I know you missed me

I hate to love this team

You gloomy sons of guns

We're taking a break from each other.

I hate "Call Me Maybe" ... I really do ...

I'm not your buddy, guy! I'm not your friend, buddy!

Salina Cruz, Mexico: Borders are closed to Jif since 2012

I've had erections that lasted longer than Linsanity

What players do you think should be on the JetNation banner? Is it time to bring back Namath?... http://t.co/c96hvpJm

Secret Confession: When tom brady wins I turn on lite fm, listen to Delilah and cry myself to sleep.

Guys...i love rex. He is off to a good start as a hc. But when he doesnt balk up his talk it makes the losses much worse.

Burner, felt tired on HSPU.. 5 mins 33 secs for Box Jump (30 in.)s, Handstand Push-ups, Burpee Broad Jumps (Erick Ech... http://t.co/lPvfHyi

Sanchez was looking good last night. Was it Tom Moore? Plaxico? Or just a glimpse of The Sanchize in year 3! #Jets

Okay I (Phil) will be at camp on Saturday. For the out of town fans, let me know who you want reports on.

I just followed @HelloBeautiful to enter for my chance to win Beyonce’s new album “4″ RT

5 runners left on base from the 9th inning on and we lose on over thrown balls? You cant make that up.

Surfing at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Tonight!!!

PSA: JI is currently a virus-infested sh*thole.

I closed my Facebook account. I don't want anyone to freak out.

PSA: JI is currently a virus-infested sh*thole.

The Miami Heat are 3 wins away from winning the NBA Championship!

Hopefully this never happens BUT -- if the lockout continues what will you do with your Sunday afternoons?

Tomorrow is my birthday. If any of you would be so kind as to kill me today, it would be much appreciated. $50 reward.