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  1. I have seen this...my buddy that lives cross country and I exchange some funny texts from time to time...I have thought about putting them on there.
  2. How do you guys not like him...he's ****ing hilarious. I love his work. He has some of the funniest **** I have ever seen. Has anyone seen when Bruno is in Daytona Beach for Spring Break and he runs into a Wrestling team hanging out in an RV on the beach. OMG...****ing hilarious. I think its on youtube.
  3. Your pops jumped aint got **** on mine. I'm deadly from any where on the court. Well good, in the meantime, I will enjoy being the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
  4. Sorry dude, I didnt know they had a pair with a docking station for the Ipod. Jeez. I thought I was the coolest kid on the block.
  5. Yes they are. I wear a 13 but my feet arent fat and wide so I dont think I can lend them to you muffin top. Sorry. I dont want you to stretch them out. Ankle support is important, we aint getting any younger. You should get a pair of those that I want for my next that I posted. They have great ankle support and you can play some Minor Threat on the court. It will totally throw everyone off.
  6. Ha! I wear a 13 too. Cute. We were meant for each other. The low cuts are the way to go. High tops are just weird if you arent doing something active. Your dad still plays ball and uses no ankle support? Wow thats impressive. I have to wear high top basketball shoes with a ton of ankle support but that just because I am a baller. Straight killin bitches and I would break my own ankles breaking their ankles. You feel me?
  7. I have a sick pair of low cut All-Stars with no laces. Dey dope dawg.
  8. Guys there is plenty of JiF to go round. Please lets not get hostile toward each other. Crusher obviously gets first dibs, but the rest of you will be more pleased with 1/10 of what I have to offer then the full dosage of any one human being in this world.
  9. Smooches. QFT. No mystery, its science. Do I get anything for being the inspiration? You guys are starting to see the light. There is no mystery. Its science. Like Newton or Einstein. JiF is teh amazing. Believe in him and all your aspirations will come to fruition.
  10. LOL! Its really a beautiful thing when people start to realize the powers that I contain. I could see it now, Crush and Kleck in drag lining up to place their vote. It would be like that old Bud Light commercial with the dudes in drag trying to get into ladies night. Yes. I would definitely help sell PSL's. Also, I have Chadwick like accuracy and arm strength. And my intangibles are unquestioned. I bet you I could take the Lions from 0-16 to 10-6 division champs in 09 and put HUGE butts in the seats.
  11. Lets start our own list. The "Who's proud not to be on EY's Uppity Bitch List - List". It would be epic.
  12. Yeah but dont you think the majority of women that watch the NFL are overweight? I think I'm in good shape.
  13. Well thats a relief. I have been trying to save you the embarrassment of revealing how small it was because I didnt want it to tarnish you legendary status. Nope, still not ringing a bell. But he surely sounds like a loser that would take after my brilliance. And it wasnt BP, that hat would have been a dead give away. Is Aqua04eva fat?
  14. The real question is, if I were an NFL QB, would I make the TOP 5 hottest QB list? IMO, yes, I would be on that list because I am HOT!!!
  15. Who? He refused? Then who's chain did I yank?
  16. Yes. He looked much better without his shirt on then expected. My golden tan and toned body didnt stand a chance next to his tan anorexic bean pole body. I hear its going straight to blue ray. Well, I had to do something to get you to shut up. You were taking my spotlight and Chad Pennington wasnt available because he was busy losing to the lousy NY Jets. Jealousy is a wasted emotion.
  17. Come'on, he is not my type. You should know better. Long Flowing Golden Locks. ~ nuff said
  18. True. I had the displeasure of meeting him briefly once. It was obvious that he was an uppity bitch the second I met him. The egotistical ******* part I didnt notice until he start pounding his chest inside Dolphag stadium and screaming at the top of his lungs that he was EY the interwebz legend and that all should bow at his feet. I really didnt see that coming.
  19. Sorry, you asked. It wasnt personal, strictly bizness You are special, but nobody is lining up for that kind of special.
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