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Pyper last won the day on September 20 2009

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  1. He beat you to the slapdick. That's gotta be a first.
  2. I'd like to appeal the ban for at least another week. You can't kick me out during Jets/Pats week. This sh!t is too much fun!
  3. DOH! Busted! I forgot that some people actually pay attention to what I write. );p
  4. WITHOUT CHEATING???? NEVER!!! What was once done innocently in the wide open is now done with great care to be hidden. Check out our latest spy gear. These are standard issue for all our assistant coaches. http://blogs.dashprice.com/2010/05/hi-tech-spy-camera-watch-gadget-are-releasing-in-the-market/ Ever wonder why Belichick keeps the red flag in his sock? It's b/c that's where the ZOOM button is for his Hoodie Cam.
  5. Well said. It's all about the path of least resistance. It's far easier for the simple minded to attack, attack, attack, than to participate in a respectful conversation. It's easier to hate than to love. It's easier to think "small" than to analyze anything with depth. Everyone loves easy. Interesting enough, that's also the exact reason why Klecko's mother was always so popular before she dried up.
  6. Check out our latest spy gear. These are standard issue for all our assistant coaches. http://blogs.dashprice.com/2010/05/hi-tech-spy-camera-watch-gadget-are-releasing-in-the-market/ Ever wonder why Belichick keeps the red flag in his sock? It's b/c that's where the ZOOM button is for his Hoodie Cam.
  7. We've got three Super Bowls and the most wins by any franchise in any decade. And now with a completely rebuild roster we're sitting atop the NFL with a 9-2 record. Not only have we had the last laugh but the next one is ours as well....And the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that. We'll not only "defend that giant stain daily", we're going to make that stain burn so bright in the eyes of our detractors that they'll go insane and abandon the game and the franchise they've sworn their loyalties to. It's a Patriots world baby, every other tea
  8. Speaking of rubbing marbles.... I'm looking forward to seeing how Belichick intends to cheat his way to another victory on Monday night. Will it be an invisible lightning storm that knocks out your QB's radio signals at the worst possible time or our army of savants decoding all of your plays from "illegally" recorded videotapes. Or perhaps it'll be the midget we velcro'd to the back of the goal posts to spy on your practices. It's too bad there's nothing you guys can do about it since we've already paid off all the officials and have had Goodell in our back pocket for years.
  9. I don't think Belichick has any interest in what Sanchez does to himself in his "private" time.
  10. I bet you say that to all the great sportswriters. Speaking of donuts....Has anyone seen Rex?
  11. Dude, we're living in some strange paradox of alternate realities. Your a Jets fan in New England. I'm a Pats fan in New York. I know he's fat and obnoxious b/c the only thing the re-tahds down here have to say about him is that he's such a good coach.. ...Well that and the fact that he's so fat he hasn't seen his own man parts since the 1970's but who's keeping track?
  12. Speaking of weather...Watch out for our invisible lightning. I hear it can cause havoc with opposing teams radio signals at the worst possible times.
  13. I think there's room for both realities to coexist. He's great for all the reasons you listed AND he's a big fat obnoxious slob. );p
  14. You mean this? BTW, check out what I wrote for Dallas? Nailed that one. Strangely, I was kind to the Jets, although remarkably accurate as usual. What can I say? I love me some me. Enjoy this trip down memory lane. It'll be the best, or as Larz would say, "bets" two minutes of your night.
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