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The Crusher

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  1. You may have to reconsider your motivational sources. Mine are JiF, Pastrami, and Gravy.
  2. I went through that same thing yesterday. My alarm went off at 4am and I almost started crying. Thats usually only happens when I watch The Food Network. But my friend was already on his way down so I had to go. Was a beutiful day on the water. Except for the Mongoloid convention on the boat launch.
  3. "Wind Beneath My Wings" Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, but I've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be. Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Oh, the wind beneath my wings. You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly high against the sky, so high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
  4. Disturbing? JiF is positively plumping the life of a fatty by befriending them and making them feel sexy. Sounds like par to me Tiger.
  5. You too? Thats aweseome. The other one I do. Is when Ms Crusher and I walk through the restaraunt I stare at everyone elses food to see what looks good. If they turn their head I use my years of food snatching kills to take a sample. Then I already know what to call when the waiter comes. Just like the Patriots coaching staff. My whole family for all these years call me a food genius. Truth is Im just a food peaking snatching scumbag.
  6. I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny and ended up being hurtful. Same thing happen while playing Twister I tried to get humorous on a right hand green and I ended up losing my balance and smashed my belly against my cousin lint. He's still jammed inside my naval as we speak. Maybe it's time for an intervention.
  7. I gave up years ago. Thats why I tied a bell to it. When Ms. Crusher is around and I hear jingle bells playing... "Its go time".
  8. Jetophile I would like to thank you for all the kind words and Im glad people get my humor. It's easier for me to pick on myself because if I hurt my own feelings all I have to do is order double gravy next time at Cracker Barrel and thats an istant reconcillation. "I will forgive for food." It's amazing the power gravy has, truly amazing. I do have to admit that one of Jetnation finest resouces is all the knowledgeable and entertaing female posters. I enjoy what you ladies add to the board and it makes the board way more interesting. I include that uppity bithc EY in this group. Its so nice to see the magic of the interwebz bringing fattys and slim folk together. Sorta like JiF at a weight watchers mixer.
  9. Dating? What the hell does dating have to do with seeing someones ass? His wife is teaching me Japenese so I can enjoy gay Japanese anime. Vic just happen to walk by wearing assless chaps. One of those things.
  10. Foot rub in the Mod lounge. Don't wear a skirt that day.
  11. I never disagreed with that. I was under the impression you where originally attributing this to race. I was incorrect. My bad.
  12. OJ was about as innocent the first time as he was the second time. The guy is a habitual offender. But if you want to say he is innocent thats cool. Kobe was innocent of rape. He just decided to get a little poontang on the side and sucks at pillow talk.
  13. Because it has no hook. It doesn't suck people in. Most people just see this as another one night stand trying to get paid for getting laid. Like it's been said, if this was a criminal case it would be all over the place and Big Ben would be suspended for four games. LOL As far as ESPN go's. They are practicing situational ethics. It doesn't serve them to give the story legs. Sorta like Nike trying to steal the Lebron getting slammed on video. They are in the business of reporting what people want to hear when it DOESNT cost them money. If Ben was being criminally charged ESPN would jump all over it because it would have people watching that and the rest of the crap they spew. "Big Ben The Rapist" story isn't as valuable to them as "Big Ben The Cahmpionship Steelers QB" story is. No criminal case no sensationalism. No sensationalism no rosting the golden goose.
  14. It doesn't. Your missing the point. Vick is easy to villianize. People love to hate the villians. I agree at this point it's terrible that they are still carrying on about it. Vick should be let alone at this point and allowed to rebuild his life. He paid his dues.
  15. Thats why I don't go on Facebook. It's stupid. Who cares to make friends on line when the chance they are going to invite you over for a cook out is so slight. Better off hanging out in front lf Lowes by the grills and be nice to someone buying a new grill. chances are they will be cooking some yummy stuff soon.
  16. I launched my uncle orbit into space when I sat down on the other side of the picnic table
  17. Kobe was being tried for rape. Criminally, not civil. Plus the fact he was married and that huge rock he bought his wife as an Im sorry was good selling news. Has nothing to do with nothing. If Bens case was a criminal case it would be plastered all over the place and he would be destroyed. It just isn't believable enough because everyone thinks its about the money not the crime. I'll gurantee you this, if this turned into a criminal case tommorrow and he was facing time. It would be all over the place. If your simply saying this is about race and race induces favoritism, I have to disagree. Can't get no whighter than those priviledge boys from Duke and America was ready to string them up. By the way, they where innocent. Ray Lewis murdered someone for all intent and purposes. Barely a bump in his life. Your losing me at this point.
  18. Its not about fair. Its about sensationalism and selling newspapers. OJ was accused of hacking his wife and her lovers head off. From the Bronco chase to the drama fulled courtroom crap it held America by the seat of its pants. Vic is just wrong at this point. The guy has paid his dues and I agree that enough is enough. But again, it was a criminal issue and it sold news. Pete Rose kinda comes to mind. He got caught red handed then lied and lost his entire legacy. The guy put a huge black eye on baseball and he was made an example of. Big Ben on the other hand isn't being charged with a criminal case, but just being shook down for money. Not to mention it happen awhile ago and nobody seems that interested because I don't think anyone really Believes it. I also think Ben is benefitting from the Duke Lacrosse rape case. Their the girl cried rape these guys where crucified and then found not guilty. I think America is cautious with that sorta thing now.
  19. I don't want to stir the pot but I think this is going to be a copyright lawsuit. Thats the exactly the same as the tatoo on Vics ass.
  20. It could. But men wearing beer goggles always makes a woman hot.
  21. Sign me up for a Jet Tent. 8 Person. I like things tight.
  22. This is easy to believe. The fact she doesn't wear glasses. Not so much.
  23. Im almost as lucky as I am fat.
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