Summer:
The good: 1. wife and her friends wear less and drink more
2. you don't need a reason to drink or barbecue
3. everyone else sweats alot in the summer too
The bad 1. 5 kids in paid summer camps and daycare
2. my speedo is missing again (while Im still wearing it)
3. my next door neighbor wants to say hi to me and talk all the time
The indifferent 1. Schools out, I don;t care not in school
2. Sunscreen, I don;t care, Im Italian
3. My abs are not quite defined yet, I don;t care I have a keg.