[QB1 Zach Wilson NOT Going ON IR]

9 minutes ago, jetstream23 said:

This is the kind of crap you do when you're trying to save your job (GMs, coaches).

SAR I

[To All the Haters Here]

4 minutes ago, RoadFan said:

I would be fine if they traded the two first round picks for Sean Payton.

That guy would fix this team.

The 1996 Rich Kotite Strategy:

1.  Tamper with another NFL team.

2.  Steal their HOF HC

3.  Steal their entire coaching staff.

4.  Steal their HOF RB.

5.  Gleefully take the punishment and give away draft picks that bust anyway.

There is no doubt that the New Orleans Saints are the right target for this strategy.  

SAR I

[To All the Haters Here]

SAR I

[Corey Davis Likely Out Sunday]

2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

I don’t follow any other teams but holy hell this damn team and the injuries. Didn’t they upgrade the train…. Oh forget it. One thing left to do. 

They fake injuries because they want to be 100% for their next NFL team after they force Joe Douglas to trade them.

SAR I

[I can have us in the playoffs next year with what JD is sitting on…]

2 hours ago, Maynard13 said:

Adam Gase’s theme song

 

What's next?  Soupy Sales?  No one gets your 1950's humor. 

Your problem isn't Adam Gase.  Your problem is Robert Saleh.

You created this mess.  You are to blame.

Sweet dreams.

SAR I

[49ers not doing well without Magic Mike and Saleh]

6 hours ago, DrFrasierCrane said:

Evidence to support the notion that these are two very effective coaches. 49ers are a mess.  Saleh ran the defense and LaFleur was the passing game coordinator. 

SAR I

[I can have us in the playoffs next year with what JD is sitting on…]

1 hour ago, Maynard13 said:

Hows that High School thing going.

All you need to remember is that you were dead wrong about Adam Gase and that led to Robert Saleh and the worst team in Jets history, setting us back another 10 years before we'll get close to the playoffs.

Sweet dreams.

SAR I

[I finally did it]

39 minutes ago, BP said:

Please keep us updated on the great game experience this Sunday you are going to have in the empty stadium. We are very excited to hear your thoughts.

 

Love You  

 

BP

As stated this morning, $125 is my daily rate for PSL/Stadium JN content creation as a way to offset ticket expenses and be fairly compensated for providing JN subscribers an entertainment experience more compelling than the Jets themselves.  I am no longer providing this content for free.

SAR I

[I finally did it]

20 minutes ago, maury77 said:

The team's ticket rep just emailed me to be on the lookout next week for an exciting announcement regarding next season's tickets. Color me "excited". 

For every game you attend this year, your tickets for next year will be no charge.  Attend all 9 home games this year, get 9 home games for free next year.

That is what I would do if I wanted to retain my season-ticket holders who are ready to throw in the towel (raises hand).  

The Jets knowingly went into this season unprepared to play and incapable of winning. Something should be done to make this right to their most loyal fans.  Or we  are going to walk away.

Atop the $5,000 my tickets cost me this year, I am going to spend, what, another $10,000 before getting a chance to see a winning season in 2024?  $15,000 for this crap?  Think again.

SAR I

[I finally did it]

21 minutes ago, Trotter said:

Much appreciated - is cash valid anymore or is that only for old people 

Cash is over.  So are plastic credit cards.   Every hot dog vendor in Central Park takes Square.   

You enter your credit card into your smartphone's wallet and then when you're buying something you just hover over the little hockey puck reader, you hear a 'ding', and the payment is made through your credit card company, hands-free, touch-free, no cash, no physical credit card needed.

SAR I

[Let’s come up with a nickname for Mekhi Becton]

M.O.T.

Meatball On Toothpicks

SAR I

[I finally did it]

47 minutes ago, Trotter said:

I am 62. What is venmo

Android = where the cool kids go because iPhone is for their parents and Nokia is for their grandparents.

TikTok = where the cool kids go because Instagram is for their parents and Facebook is for their grandparents.

Venmo = where the cool kids go because PayPal is for their parents and Zelle is for their grandparents.

[This post is for educational purposes only; deriving any entertainment value from it is strictly prohibited]

SAR I

[***Official Mike White Appreciation Thread***]

1 hour ago, playtowinthegame said:

I never thought I'd ever read that you were not going to a Jets home game. Hey at least you'll enjoy yourself this Sunday.

Even someone as supportive and forgiving of the Jets as I have their breaking point.  Consider the alternatives:

If we lose big, it's going to be nothing but negativity from the fans who bother to go.  If we eke out a win, it'll validate that Zach Wilson is a bust, and that's a nightmare none of us want to face.

The better play is apple picking during the game and a happy time trick-or-treating with my son.  He's almost at an age where Santa and Halloween are gone, and that's it for me too as he's my last, so I cherish these holidays while there's still some magic to them.

SAR I

[I finally did it]

1 hour ago, Trotter said:

You made a wise choice however, you probably just generated at least 5 responses from SAR once he reads this.

Realizing that he provides more entertainment than the Jets themselves, SAR now requires a payment of $125 per day for PSL/Stadium thread contributions.

PM for Venmo details.

SAR I

[***Official Mike White Appreciation Thread***]

23 minutes ago, playtowinthegame said:

Thank you Joe Douglas.

He owes me $540 for the tickets I'm not using this weekend.

SAR I

[***Official Mike White Appreciation Thread***]

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

1 hour ago, Wit said:

So like steal the Steelers front office and Tomlin?

There is no booster with a big enough blank check that would convince them to do that. 

Steelers, Chiefs, Titans, Bills, Ravens, Colts, Rams, within the next few years they'll hit the skids, it's inevitable. 

But I'd go straight at the Saints right now.  Offer Loomis and Peyton a percent of the franchise.  Then tamper again and go get Kamara too.  Just like '97.

SAR I

[Will this become the Great Halloween Massacre of 2021? Predictions for Jets-Bengals]

I originally was predicting The MetLife Stadium Insurrection with drunk, costumed fans losing their sh-t, but after the blowout in Foxboro I don't think anyone is going to show up to burn hats and shout we want the pumpkin.  I myself will be getting ready for Halloween.

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

1 hour ago, oatmeal said:

At this point wtf can we really do??? 

NYJ are the biggest jokes in all of professional sports  

Here's the plan.  It's the only thing that will work.  Don't tell the Jets Illuminati.  They'll ruin it:

We have to steal another team's established coaching staff and front office.  We need to do this by tampering with a group that has been elite for awhile but is about to hit a down period.  We need to be the place they can come, be overcompensated, be given complete control, and pick up where they left off as a comfortable group but in a new city with young players and a supportive owner.

This worked once before.  It can work again.

SAR I

["This organization is going to lift you, not the other way around."]

4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

70% sure Wilson is going to ask for a trade this offseason

This.  Or he will simply wait and get knee surgery the day before training camp.

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

2 hours ago, JoJoTownsell1 said:

To be fair, he has made some great trades and has drafted two OL that appear to be long term starters for this team

His trades all suck because the players he drafts suck.  All he has accomplished is trading away talent and replacing it with nothing.

He drafted Becton who can't stay healthy and fundamentally is a fragile player.  He drafted AVT who looks good but he's a guard.  He didn't draft a center. 

He also didn't fix CB, he's about to lose his S, his WR's all suck, we don't have a starting caliber RB, we have no TE's, he thinks he's smart by picking up cheap players with a history of injury, and he has a fetish for small WR's and RB's.  And he thought that pairing a rookie coaching staff and a rookie quarterback was genius.  He is a complete disaster.

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

1 minute ago, undertow said:

I hope the guy succeeds I don't root against the Jets but the days of "trust the process" and "be patient we are rebuilding" should be over in year 3.  Show progress and put a competitive team on the field or it's time to go.  

Exactly.  He can't pick players.  He's headed to 3-30.  Enough is enough.

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

7 minutes ago, Cut Jet Penalty Makers said:

That jumped right out when reading the article online this morning..these writers get too close to the coaches and GM...they want to have access so they trade content for it.

I'm surprised that Dave Gettleman hasn't had his podium presser moment yet, when he utters "Why are you guys coming after me when I'm not even the worst NFL GM in this town?"

SAR I

[Cannizzaro not on JN Board]

Just now, undertow said:

There's definitely a bizarro cult like fandom of JD in the fanbase but I'd say the media has coddled him more then fans.

Agreed.  That's why today is a banner day.  The day the media turns is the day that the end of the tunnel starts to come into view.

October 27, 2021 shall be remembered and celebrated as the day this franchise finally took a turn towards a bright future.  God bless Mark Canizzaro.

SAR I

[Woody gives Joe Douglas and Saleh his unwavering support]

Just now, TuscanyTile2 said:

The Jets are not your team.  You're a fan but they're not yours.  The Jets ARE my team, however, since I have direct control over Woody Johnson.  

"You" as in the collective "you" that make up several thousand noisy, entitled, misguided, incorrect Jets Illuminati are most definitely to blame for this disastrous predicament.  You run the old guy out of town and the new guy is infinitely worse:

Sanchez > Smith > Petty > Darnold > Wilson

Tannenbaum > Maccagnan > Douglas

Schottenheimer > Sporano > Gailey > Bates > LaFleur

Bowles > Gase > Saleh

Every time you say "get rid of him we can do better!" we don't.  You had your turn, now pipe down while the silent majority gets in Woody's ear and fixes this thing, finally.

SAR I