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  1. Plz marry me now

  2. BOWLESING FOR TITLES

  3. Twas the night before Christmas. Fire Rex.

    1. Maxman

      Maxman

      hOW aBOUT tHEY gIVEZ hIM sOME tALENT b4 jUDGING hIM?!?

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I'll fight you, bro

    3. Bob

      Bob

      That's a beautiful poem, man.

  4. Feelin' this fresh Sam Smith track

  5. These hos ain't loyal

  6. Totally considering punching some of you in the balls.

    1. JADEDGREEN

      JADEDGREEN

      Go for what you know.

  7. To make your way in the world today, takes everything you got

    1. JoeC36

      JoeC36

      Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot

    2. Maxman

      Maxman

      Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic.

  8. Anyone know where I can buy a BMW motorcycle?

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    2. Maxman
    3. CTM

      CTM

      nobody got the joke

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      I got it, that is why I posted a link to the miniature BMW's.

      You did not get it.

  9. Pretty sure we could solve the Middle East crisis by trading Carmelo Anthony to Iran.

  10. I've had erections that lasted longer than Linsanity

    1. JiF

      JiF

      Melo makes them elite. Championship!!!

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Stop Lying!

  11. Dealing with the spins at 6:07p on a Sunday is no way to go through life, Tom.

    1. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Light weight, tender foot!

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Light weight, tender foot!

  12. Your measly "I H8 T0mShane" thread has been completely hijacked by super-troll TheBrooklynJet. I hereby claim absolute victory. Bow dowwwwwn, homeboy.

  13. I'm going to Cape May for a few days. I know. I know. It's crazy/

    1. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What they ban you from Fire Island?

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What they ban you from Fire Island?

    3. Larz

      Larz

      my granparents lived there for decades. miss them and the boardwalk. haven't been there in 10 years

  14. I googled "Gay a$$ Surfing Pictures" and it took me right to this page.

  15. I closed my Facebook account. I don't want anyone to freak out.

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      Facebook is the devil

    3. Verde

      Verde

      You were on Facebook?!

    4. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Did you delete it or deactivate it ?

  16. PSA: JI is currently a virus-infested sh*thole.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      Weird, I heard T0mShane has a virus-infested a$$hole...so...

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      OMG this totally breaks our truce.

    3. JiF
  17. WICKED PISSAH!

  18. Just watched 13 Assassins. Pretty epic.

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    2. RutgersJetFan

      RutgersJetFan

      Yeah, rented the early release too. Been torn between watching it and saving it for a flight in a few days.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I might save it for the flight. It's great, but the first hour is kind of ponderous. Requires a lot of focus.

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      You spelled assassassins wrong.

  19. Tomorrow is my birthday. If any of you would be so kind as to kill me today, it would be much appreciated. $50 reward.

  20. Thanks to all the men and women who have served in our military and especially to those who gave their lives for our country. Rock on.

  21. It's *Schroedinger's* Cat? Jesus.

    1. WWWWombat

      WWWWombat

      Schrödinger's works too.

    2. T0mShane
  22. In negotiations with ESPNNY to broadcast my and CTM's podcast, "How sh*t Is On The Real."

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    2. CTM

      CTM

      "Get him the triple d's, anything to detract from his face." .. sure... but were paying for this, don't want him using those big new boobs to run off with Terry Bradshaw

    3. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      Will it be catered

    4. WWWWombat

      WWWWombat

      Never followed a podcast before but I will listen to this one religiously.

  23. I think I speak for all of us when I say, I will miss you, Oprah.

    1. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Infact its a great day. Now we can all see her 24*7*265. Eeeks!

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What a fruit!

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What a fruit!

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