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Status Updates posted by T0mShane
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Trike? For real? A trike?
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Tomorrow is my birthday. If any of you would be so kind as to kill me today, it would be much appreciated. $50 reward.
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My cervix is filthy and disgusting. I so wish I knew of an Upper Cervical Specific Doctor who posted on this site.
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In negotiations with ESPNNY to broadcast my and CTM's podcast, "How sh*t Is On The Real."
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I had a dream that the Yankees only won 62 games this season. Donating my sheets to science.
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I'm writing an official rap anthem for the Jets, using samples from Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now." Warm up your iTunes.
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Verse Two: Unh. Hate on Sanchez all you want, bitch. Cuz he looks like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch (Peace out to LFO). Don't hate him cuz he's beautiful. Don't hate him cuz his booty's full. Just sit back and look at the tape. Ben Roethlisberger is addicted to rape. Sanchize got exonerated. Da Steelers will get obliterated. All alone at the top, in the closet or out. The Jets are #1, even Tiffany knows what I'm talkin' about. (Chorus-Tiffany) I think we're al...
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I need a co-host for a radio sports show I want to start. I get to say all the stupid, outlandish stuff and you say all the straight-linish, smart stuff. Then I scream at you. Any takers?
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Anyone know where I can buy a BMW motorcycle?
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Buy a Harley. http://classicharley.com
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I'm not especially coherent.
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Just watched 13 Assassins. Pretty epic.
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I closed my Facebook account. I don't want anyone to freak out.
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If the Mets can blow out the Phillies and Mark Sanchez can knock Tom Brady out of the playoffs, there's really no reason that I shouldn't be banging Scarlett Johansson as we speak.
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The good news? Nick Saban is losing. The bad news? It's Bobby Petrino beating him.
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I would like to nominate JBro22 as JetNation's Poet Laureate. Any dissenters?
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It's official. Brian Schottenheimer is now officially the most hated man in America.
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Found myself face down in the ditch, booze in my hair, blood on my lips.
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Can't wait to watch Jimmer dump buckets of Mormon semen on the urinal of intercollegiate athletics, the University of Florida.
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The Mets won last night? Well, there go MY brackets.
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He got ju-ju eyeball. He one holy roller.
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Maybe those May 21st Apocalypse guys were just referring specifically to Yankee fans.
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I am the face of this organization.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say, I will miss you, Oprah.
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PSA: JI is currently a virus-infested sh*thole.
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Twas the night before Christmas. Fire Rex.