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  1. Trike? For real? A trike?

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      Or its hard arguing about something you dont have.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I have written testimopny from many sexy ladies that can attest to the greatness of my penis. A tricycle. Fag.

    4. JiF

      JiF

      Name dropper.

  2. Tomorrow is my birthday. If any of you would be so kind as to kill me today, it would be much appreciated. $50 reward.

  3. My cervix is filthy and disgusting. I so wish I knew of an Upper Cervical Specific Doctor who posted on this site.

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    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Just because I kick allot of a$$, it does not make me a doctor. Try wiping with paper instead of your fist.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I have allergic skin reactions to paper products.

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Amazing, considering how well your a$$ takes to latex and lambskin.

  4. In negotiations with ESPNNY to broadcast my and CTM's podcast, "How sh*t Is On The Real."

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    2. CTM

      CTM

      "Get him the triple d's, anything to detract from his face." .. sure... but were paying for this, don't want him using those big new boobs to run off with Terry Bradshaw

    3. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      Will it be catered

    4. WWWWombat

      WWWWombat

      Never followed a podcast before but I will listen to this one religiously.

  5. I had a dream that the Yankees only won 62 games this season. Donating my sheets to science.

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    2. Brenjetsfan

      Brenjetsfan

      Kevin retired...I am still active!!!

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Good answer. :)

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Good answer. :)

  6. I'm writing an official rap anthem for the Jets, using samples from Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now." Warm up your iTunes.

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    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Verse Two: Unh. Hate on Sanchez all you want, bitch. Cuz he looks like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch (Peace out to LFO). Don't hate him cuz he's beautiful. Don't hate him cuz his booty's full. Just sit back and look at the tape. Ben Roethlisberger is addicted to rape. Sanchize got exonerated. Da Steelers will get obliterated. All alone at the top, in the closet or out. The Jets are #1, even Tiffany knows what I'm talkin' about. (Chorus-Tiffany) I think we're al...

    3. Barton

      Barton

      lol snl needs ts

    4. Jbro22

      Jbro22

      Why is he good at this?

  7. I need a co-host for a radio sports show I want to start. I get to say all the stupid, outlandish stuff and you say all the straight-linish, smart stuff. Then I scream at you. Any takers?

  8. Anyone know where I can buy a BMW motorcycle?

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    2. Maxman
    3. CTM

      CTM

      nobody got the joke

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      I got it, that is why I posted a link to the miniature BMW's.

      You did not get it.

  9. I'm not especially coherent.

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      #3? Would I be #1 if it was a kiss on the anus?

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Quite frankly, yes.

    4. JiF

      JiF

      Flatter, to say the least.

  10. Just watched 13 Assassins. Pretty epic.

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    2. RutgersJetFan

      RutgersJetFan

      Yeah, rented the early release too. Been torn between watching it and saving it for a flight in a few days.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I might save it for the flight. It's great, but the first hour is kind of ponderous. Requires a lot of focus.

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      You spelled assassassins wrong.

  11. I closed my Facebook account. I don't want anyone to freak out.

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      Facebook is the devil

    3. Verde

      Verde

      You were on Facebook?!

    4. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Did you delete it or deactivate it ?

  12. If the Mets can blow out the Phillies and Mark Sanchez can knock Tom Brady out of the playoffs, there's really no reason that I shouldn't be banging Scarlett Johansson as we speak.

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    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      The List:

      1. Scarlett

      2. Lindsay Lohan, even though she tastes like an asthray

      3. JiF

      4. Katie Couric

    3. JiF

      JiF

      3? puh. Get your sh*t together.

    4. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      She is all yours.

      Ever since i heard she is cold i gave up on her!

  13. The good news? Nick Saban is losing. The bad news? It's Bobby Petrino beating him.

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    2. Mentos

      Mentos

      Nick Saban is a great guy. He won national titles with LSU and Alabama, he screwed the Dolphins, and he made a great ESPN College GameDay commercial involving a cookie. What is not to like about the guy?

    3. JiF

      JiF

      My 2 least favorite coaches in the NCAA. Go Gators!!!

    4. BroadwayJoe12

      BroadwayJoe12

      Won us a championship and now we have Les Miles...can't hate on him that much. Although the dolphin stink stays with you...it's like the stink palm from mall rats.

  14. I would like to nominate JBro22 as JetNation's Poet Laureate. Any dissenters?

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    2. Thor99

      Thor99

      A Poet Laureate should know how to spell 'inevitable'. Just saying.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Poetic license! POETIC LICENSE!

    4. Jbro22

      Jbro22

      2pac was a poet, he couldn't spell.

  15. It's official. Brian Schottenheimer is now officially the most hated man in America.

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    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      WHO'S THE STALKER NOW!??!???

    3. JiF

      JiF

      Day late, dollar short. Loser

    4. Jetsfan80

      Jetsfan80

      JiF secretly loves Tom Shane as much as Crusher.

  16. Found myself face down in the ditch, booze in my hair, blood on my lips.

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      Damn, I wish I was the first to the scene

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      See if you can get my shoe out of your a$$. Thanks!

    4. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      At least you have hair

  17. Can't wait to watch Jimmer dump buckets of Mormon semen on the urinal of intercollegiate athletics, the University of Florida.

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    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      IN BRANDON WE PRUST!

    3. billybroome

      billybroome

      Looks like the Mormons swallowed their own splooge! HA HA!

    4. JiF

      JiF

      Its great, to be a, Florida Gator, said its great, to be, a Florida Gator.

  18. The Mets won last night? Well, there go MY brackets.

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    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Like I have that sort of skill set.

    3. JiF

      JiF

      T0mShane has every skill set.

    4. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      My skill set brings the boyz to the yard.

  19. He got ju-ju eyeball. He one holy roller.

    1. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      I am the fatman coochie coochie coo

    2. Larz

      Larz

      his balls hang belooooow his knees

    3. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      sometimes I poop when I sneeze

  20. Maybe those May 21st Apocalypse guys were just referring specifically to Yankee fans.

    1. faba

      faba

      End of the Derek Jeter era

    2. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Atleast the Yanks insulted Derek by giving him only a 3 year deal for more money than i will ever see!

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.

  21. I am the face of this organization.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      The Giants are proud.

    2. Larz

      Larz

      meh, rex kinda pwned you

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Cum Covered Sluts?

  22. I think I speak for all of us when I say, I will miss you, Oprah.

    1. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Infact its a great day. Now we can all see her 24*7*265. Eeeks!

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What a fruit!

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      What a fruit!

  23. PSA: JI is currently a virus-infested sh*thole.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      Weird, I heard T0mShane has a virus-infested a$$hole...so...

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      OMG this totally breaks our truce.

    3. JiF
  24. Twas the night before Christmas. Fire Rex.

    1. Maxman

      Maxman

      hOW aBOUT tHEY gIVEZ hIM sOME tALENT b4 jUDGING hIM?!?

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I'll fight you, bro

    3. Bob

      Bob

      That's a beautiful poem, man.

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