T0mShane

Or its hard arguing about something you dont have.

I have written testimopny from many sexy ladies that can attest to the greatness of my penis. A tricycle. Fag.

Name dropper.

Happy B-day T0m!

Happy Birthday!!

Thanks, friends!

Just because I kick allot of a$$, it does not make me a doctor. Try wiping with paper instead of your fist.

I have allergic skin reactions to paper products.

Amazing, considering how well your a$$ takes to latex and lambskin.

"Get him the triple d's, anything to detract from his face." .. sure... but were paying for this, don't want him using those big new boobs to run off with Terry Bradshaw

Will it be catered

Never followed a podcast before but I will listen to this one religiously.

Kevin retired...I am still active!!!

Good answer.

Good answer.

Verse Two: Unh. Hate on Sanchez all you want, bitch. Cuz he looks like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch (Peace out to LFO). Don't hate him cuz he's beautiful. Don't hate him cuz his booty's full. Just sit back and look at the tape. Ben Roethlisberger is addicted to rape. Sanchize got exonerated. Da Steelers will get obliterated. All alone at the top, in the closet or out. The Jets are #1, even Tiffany knows what I'm talkin' about. (Chorus-Tiffany) I think we're al...

lol snl needs ts

Why is he good at this?

Who better than I?

Garb

Is this show to be catered?

Buy a Harley. http://classicharley.com

nobody got the joke

I got it, that is why I posted a link to the miniature BMW's.

You did not get it.

#3? Would I be #1 if it was a kiss on the anus?

Quite frankly, yes.

Flatter, to say the least.

Yeah, rented the early release too. Been torn between watching it and saving it for a flight in a few days.

I might save it for the flight. It's great, but the first hour is kind of ponderous. Requires a lot of focus.

You spelled assassassins wrong.

Facebook is the devil

You were on Facebook?!

Did you delete it or deactivate it ?

The List:

1. Scarlett

2. Lindsay Lohan, even though she tastes like an asthray

3. JiF

4. Katie Couric

3? puh. Get your sh*t together.

She is all yours.

Ever since i heard she is cold i gave up on her!

Nick Saban is a great guy. He won national titles with LSU and Alabama, he screwed the Dolphins, and he made a great ESPN College GameDay commercial involving a cookie. What is not to like about the guy?

My 2 least favorite coaches in the NCAA. Go Gators!!!

Won us a championship and now we have Les Miles...can't hate on him that much. Although the dolphin stink stays with you...it's like the stink palm from mall rats.

A Poet Laureate should know how to spell 'inevitable'. Just saying.

Poetic license! POETIC LICENSE!

2pac was a poet, he couldn't spell.

WHO'S THE STALKER NOW!??!???

Day late, dollar short. Loser

JiF secretly loves Tom Shane as much as Crusher.

password: I <3 TOmShane

Want to hear my NCAA brackets rap song?

Yes?

Damn, I wish I was the first to the scene

See if you can get my shoe out of your a$$. Thanks!

At least you have hair

IN BRANDON WE PRUST!

Looks like the Mormons swallowed their own splooge! HA HA!

Its great, to be a, Florida Gator, said its great, to be, a Florida Gator.

Like I have that sort of skill set.

T0mShane has every skill set.

My skill set brings the boyz to the yard.

I am the fatman coochie coochie coo

his balls hang belooooow his knees

sometimes I poop when I sneeze

End of the Derek Jeter era

Atleast the Yanks insulted Derek by giving him only a 3 year deal for more money than i will ever see!

A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.

The Giants are proud.

meh, rex kinda pwned you

Cum Covered Sluts?

Infact its a great day. Now we can all see her 24*7*265. Eeeks!

What a fruit!

What a fruit!

Weird, I heard T0mShane has a virus-infested a$$hole...so...

OMG this totally breaks our truce.

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hOW aBOUT tHEY gIVEZ hIM sOME tALENT b4 jUDGING hIM?!?

I'll fight you, bro

That's a beautiful poem, man.