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  1. I am the face of this organization.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      The Giants are proud.

    2. Larz

      Larz

      meh, rex kinda pwned you

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Cum Covered Sluts?

  2. Trike? For real? A trike?

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    2. JiF

      JiF

      Or its hard arguing about something you dont have.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I have written testimopny from many sexy ladies that can attest to the greatness of my penis. A tricycle. Fag.

    4. JiF

      JiF

      Name dropper.

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  3. Trike? For real? A trike?

  4. Maybe those May 21st Apocalypse guys were just referring specifically to Yankee fans.

    1. faba

      faba

      End of the Derek Jeter era

    2. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Atleast the Yanks insulted Derek by giving him only a 3 year deal for more money than i will ever see!

    3. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.

  5. v Gay Porn Site v

  6. Just rented Ip Man 2. For the next two days, I can and will kick the sh*t out of any of you people.

  7. After much deliberation, I've decided that I don't enjoy having people scream in my face.

  8. He got ju-ju eyeball. He one holy roller.

    1. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      I am the fatman coochie coochie coo

    2. Larz

      Larz

      his balls hang belooooow his knees

    3. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      sometimes I poop when I sneeze

  9. HAHA! The intellectualistas agree with ME! HAHA! Deal with THAT, T!

  10. It's official. Brian Schottenheimer is now officially the most hated man in America.

    1. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      WHO'S THE STALKER NOW!??!???

    2. JiF

      JiF

      Day late, dollar short. Loser

    3. Jetsfan80

      Jetsfan80

      JiF secretly loves Tom Shane as much as Crusher.

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  11. My cervix is filthy and disgusting. I so wish I knew of an Upper Cervical Specific Doctor who posted on this site.

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    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Just because I kick allot of a$$, it does not make me a doctor. Try wiping with paper instead of your fist.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      I have allergic skin reactions to paper products.

    4. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      Amazing, considering how well your a$$ takes to latex and lambskin.

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  12. My blades swing freely. Decapitate a hater with amazing ease.

    1. Garb

      Garb

      (eye-roll)

    2. faba

      faba

      You are a pussycat really.

  13. Fear not, Dolan will fix everything!

  14. If Easter teaches us anything, it's that not all zombies are bad.

  15. I liked it better when Boston was a prison colony.

  16. Phil Hughes, we hardly knew ye.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      T0mShane, we hardly give a sh*t

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Under that rough exterior, I know you care. And suck dicks recreationally.

  17. After much thought, I really don't think that Jay-Z made the Yankee cap more famous than a Yankee can. #DEBUNKED

    1. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      Love the song, hate that line. What a doosh!

    2. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      He is a douche. You make as much as he has and you lose your mind.

  18. If the Mets can blow out the Phillies and Mark Sanchez can knock Tom Brady out of the playoffs, there's really no reason that I shouldn't be banging Scarlett Johansson as we speak.

    1. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      The List:

      1. Scarlett

      2. Lindsay Lohan, even though she tastes like an asthray

      3. JiF

      4. Katie Couric

    2. JiF

      JiF

      3? puh. Get your sh*t together.

    3. JetsFanInDenver

      JetsFanInDenver

      She is all yours.

      Ever since i heard she is cold i gave up on her!

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  19. Butler went all John Starks up in therrrr

    1. Larz

      Larz

      huskies blocked 10 shots, took away the 3 ball. howard didn't even look for his shot down the stretch. domination

  20. The Mets won last night? Well, there go MY brackets.

    1. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      Like I have that sort of skill set.

    2. JiF

      JiF

      T0mShane has every skill set.

    3. T0mShane

      T0mShane

      My skill set brings the boyz to the yard.

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  21. F.U. Max. And Happy April Fool's Day anyway.

  22. You want an April Fool's joke? Unleash JetsBosoxFan in the Baseball Forum.

  23. I had a dream that the Yankees only won 62 games this season. Donating my sheets to science.

  24. Can't wait to watch Jimmer dump buckets of Mormon semen on the urinal of intercollegiate athletics, the University of Florida.

    1. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      IN BRANDON WE PRUST!

    2. billybroome

      billybroome

      Looks like the Mormons swallowed their own splooge! HA HA!

    3. JiF

      JiF

      Its great, to be a, Florida Gator, said its great, to be, a Florida Gator.

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  25. Found myself face down in the ditch, booze in my hair, blood on my lips.

    1. JiF

      JiF

      Damn, I wish I was the first to the scene

    2. THE ILK

      THE ILK

      See if you can get my shoe out of your a$$. Thanks!

    3. The Crusher

      The Crusher

      At least you have hair

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