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Status Updates posted by T0mShane

  1. That's two more than I have in real life, you bastard. SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIFFF!!!

  2. Is your avatar a Doberman chewing on a pair of Verde's panties?

  3. I traded my funny for rampant erudition.

  4. I can only WISH that was the last time I joined the cougar club!

  5. No, YOUR quarterback is a pedophile SO THERE.

  6. The repeatingest!

  7. The repeatingest!

  8. Like apples left in your produce crisper too long, they all taste the same.

  9. Happy Birthday, slats.

  10. You want a sonnet!??!? I'll give ya a sonnet! Not mine. Barnabe Barnes: Burn on, sweet fire, for I live by that fuel Whose smoke is as an incense to my soul. Each sigh prolongs my smart. Be fierce and cruel, My fair Parthenophe. Frown and control, Vex, torture, scald, disgrace me. Do thy will! Stop up thine ears; with flint immure thine heart, And kill me with thy looks, if they would kill. Thine eyes, those crystal phials which impart The perfect balm to my dead-wounded breast, Thine eyes, the quivers whence those darts were drawn Which me to thy love's bondage have addressed; Thy smile and frown, night-star and daylight's dawn, Burn on, frown on, vex, stop thine ears, torment me! More, for thy beauty borne, would not repent me.

  11. You want an April Fool's joke? Unleash JetsBosoxFan in the Baseball Forum.

  12. THAT WAS SINCERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. I don't know what you're getting at but you're ****ing hot so it matters little. Muah.

  14. Good. If he's not aware of how desireable you are, let these messages serve as his reminder.

  15. I googled "Gay a$$ Surfing Pictures" and it took me right to this page.

  16. I do love a controversy...

  17. Your measly "I H8 T0mShane" thread has been completely hijacked by super-troll TheBrooklynJet. I hereby claim absolute victory. Bow dowwwwwn, homeboy.

  18. Tomorrow, bro! Had to wait a month after the Super Bowl!

  19. Mike Williams, the USC receiver whom I predicted would be a STAR is now starting for the Seahawks. Yes, 6 years after being drafted but FU and give me my kudos.

  20. I look forward to it, bro! BTW, the freaking Super Bowl was played on the 7th. Can't tweet until then! Freaking bets suck. lol

  21. Now I know why he didn't answer my "Friend request."

  22. Calling me a moron for drafting Tim Tebow with the first pick in my fantasy league is a little mean, you jerkoff.

  23. After much deliberation, I've decided that I don't enjoy having people scream in my face.

  24. Like Mike Tannenbaum's evil drafting "philosophy," I rely on the quality of my "friends" instead of the quantity. I swear that's the reason. Not because I'm repugnant.

  25. Just rented Ip Man 2. For the next two days, I can and will kick the sh*t out of any of you people.

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