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Rex Ryan

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About Rex Ryan

  • Rank
    CHAMPIONS GET THE C0CK UP
  • Birthday 03/11/1982

Personal Info

  • Tell us a little bit about yourself...
    I'm the coach of the NYJ. I like to punch**** strippers, shoot guns, and KILLLLLLL
  • Where do you live?
    JERSEY
  • What are your interests? Hobbies?
    ****ING, KILLING, DRINKING
  • What do you do for a living?
    COACH

Jets Info

  • Do you have season tickets?
    NO, I'M THE COACH
  • Who is your favorite member of the NY Jets flight crew?
    NONE, THEY LOOK LIKE HOOKERS ON CRACK
  1. WOOOOO ****ING HOOOOO. What is UP Jet fan!! Did you see see that ass WHUPPING we put on those Raiders??? RAAAAIIIDAAAZZZZ Goddamn I hate Chris Berman. What a mess that guy is!! We lost Little Leon Washington which I had to mourn in my own way. I mourned Leon's injury by attacking the buffet after the game, LIKE I ATTACK THE *****. THIS IS HOW I COPE WITH SADNESS SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT. Anyways- Notice how I said AFTER THE GAME. These are key words. The ****ing Chalupa seemed to be taking this pretty hard as well. I'll give you some inside sc
  2. WHAT THE **** IS UP JETNATION!!!! I'm here to make sure all of YOU REAL JETS FANS are ready to show up in WUSS-AMI AND KICK DOLPHIN ASS!! That Channing Crowder is a real punk. So is Ronnie Brown. This week I am focusing on chop blocks AT THE KNEES CAUSE THAT ***** IS SCARED OF GETTING HIT IN THE KNEES. Step 2- I plan on finding the Jennifer Lopez. Have you guys seen the ass on that girl?? THAT THING IS FANTASTIC. I plan on taking her out to a VERY NICE BBQ RIB DINNER and slathering that ass up with BBQ sauce and applying pressure at the "A" GAP ALL ****ING NIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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