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The Chargers had already been mathematically eliminated from the postseason and a bunch of their starters didn't play, essentially turning their week 17 game into a glorfied preseason game.

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The Colts had already mathematically made the postseason and a bunch of their starters didn't play, essentially turning their week 16 game into a glorfied preseason game.

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Good point, I'm sure when Peyton Manning broke the rookie INT record, that he only threw INT's to probowl caliber players.

Peyton Manning had an NFL-caliber arm. Tebow does not and never will. This matters more than anything, because as much as Tebow tries and as much as he learns from his coaches, you can't do anything about Pennington Arm of Spaghetti Syndrome (PASS).

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Peyton Manning had an NFL-caliber arm. Tebow does not and never will. This matters more than anything, because as much as Tebow tries and as much as he learns from his coaches, you can't do anything about Pennington Arm of Spaghetti Syndrome (PASS).

Tim Tebow was more impressive in his first 3 starts as a rookie than Peyton Manning.

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I'll say it....If I am starting a franchise today with the intent of building a winning franchise in 3-4 years and had to choose either Tebow or Terrell Pryor as my QB, I'm taking Pryor easily. Pryor has much better footwork, a much better delivery, better accuracy, and a much stronger arm all to go with his freakish athleticism. If he is brought through the NFL system slowly and properly (too bad he ended up on the Raiders) then I think he could be a damn good QB.

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I'll say it....If I am starting a franchise today with the intent of building a winning franchise in 3-4 years and had to choose either Tebow or Terrell Pryor as my QB, I'm taking Pryor easily. Pryor has much better footwork, a much better delivery, better accuracy, and a much stronger arm all to go with his freakish athleticism. If he is brought through the NFL system slowly and properly (too bad he ended up on the Raiders) then I think he could be a damn good QB.

I'd tank the season and draft Andrew Luck with the #1 overall pick next year.

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Jesus Christ Claims Tim Tebow Not Ready To Be NFL Starter

August 20, 2011 |

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DENVER—Jesus Christ, noted Son of God and football analyst proclaimed Monday that second-year Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow lacks the pocket presence, arm strength, and passing accuracy necessary to be a starter in the NFL. “Tim’s place is at the right hand of the other backups on the bench, and his earthly works show that he deserves to dwell there all the days of his life,” said Lord and Savior of all mankind, adding, ““It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for Tim Tebow to complete a pass against the Cover-2”. “For Tebow must have faith in coach Fox’s plan, and pay his dues by wearing the headset, and by calling in plays from the clipboard while watching from the sidelines.” Christ also asked Tebow to stop praying to Him and asking to be made the number one quarterback in the depth chart, claiming “that’s never going to ******* happen.”terminator.gif

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Chalk one up in the win column under "Satanists."

Isn't Tebow part of some powerful Christian network? Didn't they make a "Tebow rule" so that people can't put religious writing under their eyes anymore because Tebow kept putting John 3:16 there? Isn't Colorado Springs the Evangelical capital of the world?

pssst........that might explain why a 5th rounder was taken in the 1st round by Colorado, and might explain why a big deal is still being made over a QB who has ZERO NFL talent. I'm willing to bet that even Ted Haggard thinks Tebow sucks.... :)

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