JerryK Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Star Wars may have some issues, but in the interests of fair play I think we need a Harry Potter heckling thread. ..and I'll be thrilled to start it off. Glasses: This kid can change a lizard into a bird, but he can't fix his f****king eyesight? My son said "it's the rules. You can't do a spell on yourself". ..Ok, so your FRIENDS can't fix your f***king eyesight? I'd come up with a nice spell to put big black circles around everyone's eyes and see how they like it. A**holes. Harry ends up with the redhead? Really? Harry, you really need to find a spell to fix those eyes. I realize his wingman can't take her because she's his sister but that's no excuse for not picking the other chick. Why does everyone (except Harry/Wingman/Ugly/Pretty) seem like they're 'up to something bad'? For all his power, professor Dinkeldork can't mix up a 'jackass detector' potion and nuke the a**holes before we need 50 movies? Don't get me started on middle earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Redheads can be ******* hot. Case in point: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 You were only supposed to mention one thing thing that is unrealistic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Harry Potter totally had me until they all walked through that pillar at the train station. No way that can happen in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Harry Potter totally had me until they all walked through that pillar at the train station. No way that can happen in real life. Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when it was in theaters. The people behind me walked out because jumping from bamboo tree to bamboo tree wasn't realistic. Oh, and you can't blow up a shark with an oxygen tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yeah like someone from NY wouldn't throw a rock at some a$$hole who told them "No soup for you one year" I would have smashed his skull with a rock and burned his building down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I like soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 and why would voldemort need a magic spell to kill a baby anyway ? he could have just.......oh holy crap my brain is so evil sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when it was in theaters. The people behind me walked out because jumping from bamboo tree to bamboo tree wasn't realistic. Oh, and you can't blow up a shark with an oxygen tank. Those people obviously have never been to Japan and have never met beach front law enforcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I like soup Why can't I neg rep? Why? Forget the bod you have a hippos heart. Black and mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted September 8, 2011 Author Share Posted September 8, 2011 You were only supposed to mention one thing thing that is unrealistic! Oops, my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Why can't I neg rep? Why? Forget the bod you have a hippos heart. Black and mean. Soup is good. Crusher is good. Hess is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Don't get me started on middle earth. They're not gay, they're hobbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I want to participate but havent seen the last Harry Potter. Are spoilers in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsyfan Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I want to participate but havent seen the last Harry Potter. Are spoilers in this thread? Yes, all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when it was in theaters. The people behind me walked out because jumping from bamboo tree to bamboo tree wasn't realistic. Oh, and you can't blow up a shark with an oxygen tank. Seriously. Everybody knows that spray repellant is the only way to go when fighting sharks in open water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Seriously. Everybody knows that spray repellant is the only way to go when fighting sharks in open water. What kind of people are always in a hurry? Russians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when it was in theaters. The people behind me walked out because jumping from bamboo tree to bamboo tree wasn't realistic. Oh, and you can't blow up a shark with an oxygen tank. Haha... the Jaws reference made me laugh. It amazes me when people play the "oh, i didn't like that movie - it wasn't realistic" card. Its an effing movie, not being realistic is the point - it is supposed to be artistic. As a creative professional, and someone that went to art school, one of my favorite quotes from a prof was this... during a drawing class "Art is about interpreting reality. Draw what you see. NOT what you think you should see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I want to participate but havent seen the last Harry Potter. Are spoilers in this thread? Snape rapes Dumbledorf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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