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Let's play name the movie. Say a quote from a movie for the next poster to answer then start a new quote from another movie. Just try to make sure and get the answer of the movies right....i'll start..

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Teh Shining

"Im a goddam marvel of modern science"

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one of my favorite movies, One Flew over the Cuckoos nest.

This quote is from my All-Time Favorite.

"Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there."

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one of my favorite movies, One Flew over the Cuckoos nest.

This quote is from my All-Time Favorite.

"Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there."

Poolhall Junkies.

"You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me."

"What did he say?"

"'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?'"

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Poolhall Junkies.

"You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me."

"What did he say?"

"'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?'"

Young Frankenstein.

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Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ******* scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Duane: Oh, come on.

Sid: Top Gun is ******* great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ******* line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ******* force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ******* land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ******* line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!

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Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ******* scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Duane: Oh, come on.

Sid: Top Gun is ******* great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ******* line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ******* force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ******* land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ******* line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!

sh*t, I know that movie and I know its Quentin Tarantino that makes that speech but I can't think of the name of the movie for the life of me.

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The second one is definitely Black Roses. Crusher's is tough, it sounds familiar and I'm almost positive that's from an animated flick. Gonna go with Monster's Inc.

That's awesome.

"I'll trade in all 70,000 franchises for just one night of stiff board banging with a human piledriver like you." One of my all time favorites. LOL

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Also, btw, the double decker bologna sandwich scene might very well be the best-worst scene in the history of the world.

My favorite is the popcorn scene.

Looks like we have the same taste in movies. From another favorite-

I'm gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!

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My favorite is the popcorn scene.

Looks like we have the same taste in movies. From another favorite-

I'm gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!

Stamos FTW.

An old favorite, just because this movie's gotten so much worse as I've got older, and that makes it that much more enjoyable:

"There's no time to explain, but from now on, you are The French Teacher"

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Stamos FTW.

An old favorite, just because this movie's gotten so much worse as I've got older, and that makes it that much more enjoyable:

"There's no time to explain, but from now on, you are The French Teacher"

Greico and a smoking hot Anwar. An awesomely bad flick.

Throw him off the cliff! Hurry! The gods must be appeased with fresh blood! Hurry!

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Poolhall Junkies.

"You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me."

"What did he say?"

"'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?'"

Kleck im impressed. I really didnt think anyone would get that. Not too many people i know have seen that movie.

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Kleck im impressed. I really didnt think anyone would get that. Not too many people i know have seen that movie.

I'm a millionaire, that's the difference. I lose 80 and I go get another 80.

It's a pretty awful flick. Not even enjoyable awful, just awful. The only thing that makes it worth it are Walken's monologues and Ricky Schroeder's bizarre cameo, which is the most random piece of casting ever. The writer never should have casted himself, because it's not a bad premise or a bad script at all, he's just that terrible of an actor. If he'd handed the lead off and even the directorial chair to someone else, it would be a classic IMO.

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I'm a millionaire, that's the difference. I lose 80 and I go get another 80.

It's a pretty awful flick. Not even enjoyable awful, just awful. The only thing that makes it worth it are Walken's monologues and Ricky Schroeder's bizarre cameo, which is the most random piece of casting ever. The writer never should have casted himself, because it's not a bad premise or a bad script at all, he's just that terrible of an actor. If he'd handed the lead off and even the directorial chair to someone else, it would be a classic IMO.

I plus oned you for the Walken quote. not the rest. not sure why, but i have loved that movie forever. Walken, Palmenteri, Schroeder, lol its one of those movies i never get tired of watching.

Mars Callahan is working on his new movie, Poker Junkies.

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I plus oned you for the Walken quote. not the rest. not sure why, but i have loved that movie forever. Walken, Palmenteri, Schroeder, lol its one of those movies i never get tired of watching.

Mars Callahan is working on his new movie, Poker Junkies.

The whole thing is just so vanilla. It's like he didn't give a sh*t how the movie came out, or if he was any good for the part, because he knew Walken and Chazz would be so awesome in it that nobody would care about the rest. The first assumption was spot on but the second one wound up biting him in the a$$ big time. There's a reason it did terrible.

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The whole thing is just so vanilla. It's like he didn't give a sh*t how the movie came out, or if he was any good for the part, because he knew Walken and Chazz would be so awesome in it that nobody would care about the rest. The first assumption was spot on but the second one wound up biting him in the a$$ big time. There's a reason it did terrible.

its clearly not on the level of The Hustler,The Color of Money, Stickmen, or even The Baltimore Bullet, but its still a classic for me

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Hamburger: The Motion Picture? Really Sal? What a G-d-awful abortion of a movie.

Here's a line from one of my all time underrated faves:

"I guess we see who wears the penis in this family."

Hamburger the motion picture was awesome. Has something to do with the time in my life, but the part where the dude is under the table nipping at the blondes vittle still cracks me up.The fat dude who had to electrocute himself not to eat? Are you kidding me. LOL

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Yor? God damn, you're not bad.

One of my favorite bad movies of all time. I love the hang gliding from a pterodactyl scene.

This is from another-

I think I'd better my coat on, very quickly. Can't let anybody see Santa Claus without his coat. Just put this belt on, quickly as you can, and, uh, see what's going on.

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