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Before we get too crazy with the Mazel Mazels, I would just like to thank everyone for being PC enough to wish us well on one of the least important holidays of the year which we only made a big deal so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out. Assholes. Enjoy your fruitcake and stupid stories about fat guys that eat cookies and give you all presents even though you're all stupid.

A red nosed reindeer? Really? Yeah, that one's realistic. Not me, I'm telling Holiday legends about Max or PS Jets or whatever the hell its name is these days. Or maybe bizarre insecurities about the color pink andf graduate degrees.

Bottom line, the only thing all of us should be wishing for is an entirely new offense and the blessing of rediscovered punctuation for CTM.

Oh, and go Knicks. **** you all otherwise.

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Before we get too crazy with the Mazel Mazels, I would just like to thank everyone for being PC enough to wish us well on one of the least important holidays of the year which we only made a big deal so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out. Assholes. Enjoy your fruitcake and stupid stories about fat guys that eat cookies and give you all presents even though you're all stupid.

A red nosed reindeer? Really? Yeah, that one's realistic. Not me, I'm telling Holiday legends about Max or PS Jets or whatever the hell its name is these days. Or maybe bizarre insecurities about the color pink andf graduate degrees.

Bottom line, the only thing all of us should be wishing for is an entirely new offense and the blessing of rediscovered punctuation for CTM.

Oh, and go Knicks. **** you all otherwise.

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Before we get too crazy with the Mazel Mazels, I would just like to thank everyone for being PC enough to wish us well on one of the least important holidays of the year which we only made a big deal so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out. Assholes. Enjoy your fruitcake and stupid stories about fat guys that eat cookies and give you all presents even though you're all stupid.

A red nosed reindeer? Really? Yeah, that one's realistic. Not me, I'm telling Holiday legends about Max or PS Jets or whatever the hell its name is these days. Or maybe bizarre insecurities about the color pink andf graduate degrees.

Bottom line, the only thing all of us should be wishing for is an entirely new offense and the blessing of rediscovered punctuation for CTM.

Oh, and go Knicks. **** you all otherwise.

We eat more than cookies bitch!!

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Before we get too crazy with the Mazel Mazels, I would just like to thank everyone for being PC enough to wish us well on one of the least important holidays of the year which we only made a big deal so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out. Assholes. Enjoy your fruitcake and stupid stories about fat guys that eat cookies and give you all presents even though you're all stupid.

A red nosed reindeer? Really? Yeah, that one's realistic. Not me, I'm telling Holiday legends about Max or PS Jets or whatever the hell its name is these days. Or maybe bizarre insecurities about the color pink andf graduate degrees.

Bottom line, the only thing all of us should be wishing for is an entirely new offense and the blessing of rediscovered punctuation for CTM.

Oh, and go Knicks. **** you all otherwise.

Not a Mensch. OY!

If you really had no recollection of writing that.. you could have edited this post.. just sayin'

i know it isnt the most important holiday...

Well at least you have some stuff to atone for on the most important holiday. LOL! ;)

No gelt for you! :D

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Before we get too crazy with the Mazel Mazels, I would just like to thank everyone for being PC enough to wish us well on one of the least important holidays of the year which we only made a big deal so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out. Assholes. Enjoy your fruitcake and stupid stories about fat guys that eat cookies and give you all presents even though you're all stupid.

A red nosed reindeer? Really? Yeah, that one's realistic. Not me, I'm telling Holiday legends about Max or PS Jets or whatever the hell its name is these days. Or maybe bizarre insecurities about the color pink andf graduate degrees.

Bottom line, the only thing all of us should be wishing for is an entirely new offense and the blessing of rediscovered punctuation for CTM.

Oh, and go Knicks. **** you all otherwise.

Who are the assholes? Just curious.

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I always got Christmas presents. made yeshiva very confusing.

happy belated whatever you celebrate if you go in for that kind of thing.

this Necro post has been brought to you by the Hebrew hammer, the finest Hanukkah movie ever made, and some time I had to kill.

the odd capitalization has been brought to you by autocorrect.

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