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Mrs Crusher when she is cooking

Mrs Crusher when she is cleaning

Mrs Crusher when she is naked

Top woman you want but will never get

wouldn't normally go here, and... never have, tbh... but... do you have any idea how long it takes to back up a full iPod?

i'm bored enough to consider this seriously.

so....

my best friend. probably could but not worth risking the friendship.

my masseuse... tho... can't really tell there... hard to read someone who's got something to sell.

the girl two desks down from me.

top 3 things you're not technically into but would try just to make sure.

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wouldn't normally go here, and... never have, tbh... but... do you have any idea how long it takes to back up a full iPod?

i'm bored enough to consider this seriously.

so....

my best friend. probably could but not worth risking the friendship.

my masseuse... tho... can't really tell there... hard to read someone who's got something to sell.

the girl two desks down from me.

top 3 things you're not technically into but would try just to make sure.

you, the masseuse, and the girl 2 desks down

sorry, had to ......hope you take it the right way....

top 3 TV theme songs

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you, the masseuse, and the girl 2 desks down

sorry, had to ......hope you take it the right way....

top 3 TV theme songs

i'm not sure there's any other way to take that.

theme from M*A*S*H

theme from barney Miller

and hell, the theme from dead like me ... and damned hard to find ay kind of video for this... squirrel nut zippers are concerned with copyright... unbe****inglievable

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The one who won Max's contest and never came back.

The one who came to promote his web site

The one who came to troll the week before the JETS played them and disappeared right after we beat that team.

Top 3 candy bars ?

snickers

Hershey w almonds

Reese's

top 3 things to get someone else to do

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Tiger

Arnie

Jack

If you are known by your full name, no need to apply.

Top 3 Internet Hoaxes

deadly onions

giant wild boar

every piece of pilotical bullsh*t my family has ever forwarded.

top three ways to wake up

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deadly onions

giant wild boar

every piece of pilotical bullsh*t my family has ever forwarded.

top three ways to wake up

In a dentist chair with your pants unbuttoned

Behind the controls of an airplane mid flight

With all your organs in tact.

Top 3 banned JN posters

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JiF

JiF

He's a Jet

Top 3 worst Jets moves of all time

firing michaels / hiring walton

new stadium should be in queens at the very least

trading down twice and passing on pace and getting farrior

top 3 fast food guilty pleasures

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firing michaels / hiring walton

new stadium should be in queens at the very least

trading down twice and passing on pace and getting farrior

top 3 fast food guilty pleasures

the baconator

the mcgriddle

McDonald's French fries with lobster. the lobsters fast enough if you have the market steam it.

top 3 guilty pleasures, non food related.

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the baconator

the mcgriddle

McDonald's French fries with lobster. the lobsters fast enough if you have the market steam it.

top 3 guilty pleasures, non food related.

Big Boobs with cats pics

Killing bugs without the use of kerosene, wasps and fleas in particular

Killing visajets

Top 3 places to Tebow.

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Maxman's Dancing Names:

chaps

honest sweat

dirty money

top three reasons I'm not going to say anything to the old lady who just smacked my new car with a shopping cart.

-She's deaf and won't hear you.

-10 minutes after you scold her, she'll forget anyhow.

-If it becomes an argument, everyone always sides with the old lady.

Top 3 things you smell when you walk into your grandparents house.

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-She's deaf and won't hear you.

-10 minutes after you scold her, she'll forget anyhow.

-If it becomes an argument, everyone always sides with the old lady.

Top 3 things you smell when you walk into your grandparents house.

Cigarette smoke

Wood

Food

Top 3 types of farts

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e street

heartbreakers

the waves :winking0001:

top 3 toys you remember playing with as a kid

ezbake oven

roller skates with keys

chalk on a sidewalk

and a spaulding... cause... how can you leave out a spaulding...

also kugelach... and chinese jump rope... and a regular jump rope of course... and a slinky... and pick up sticks... and...

sh*t... how do you cut this list down to three.... i have 50 more in mind but i'll stop typing.

top three games you always cheated in as a kid.

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