Jump to content

The Greatest Story Ever Told...


HessStation

Recommended Posts

- The lightbulb finally goes on for 3rd year RT Vlad Ducasse, his impact from Day 1 at camp is dramatic, Wayne Hunter is eventually cut from the Jets roster after a week 2 preseason game. Ducasse goes on to be an alternate at RT for 2012 Pro Bowl. BOOM

- LaRon Landy's stem cell treatment somehow miraculously heals his achilles tendon back to 100%. He is signed to a 3 year extension midway through the regular season. BOOM

- The New York Jets draft OLB/DE {blank} from {fill in} with the 16th overall pick in the NFL draft. In just his rookie year, said player goes on to rank 4th in the league in sacks. BOOM

- Alabama Safety Mark Barron somehow falls into the Jets lap in the second round. As a rookie, a fully healthy Barron starts along side LaRon Landy, and cornerbacks Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie. BOOM

-WR Chaz Schilens becomes the first player in NFL history to win the, Who the **** is that Guy, Where Did He Come From Free Agent Signing Award, and makes 2nd team All Pro. BOOM

-Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow become the first ever documented gay NFL QB tandem to ever share exactly 50% of the snaps and go to win the Super Bowl. SHAZAMM

It can happen people. You just have to believe.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- The lightbulb finally goes on for 3rd year RT Vlad Ducasse, his impact from Day 1 at camp is dramatic, Wayne Hunter is eventually cut from the Jets roster after a week 2 preseason game. Ducasse goes on to be an alternate at RT for 2012 Pro Bowl. BOOM

- LaRon Landy's stem cell treatment somehow miraculously heals his achilles tendon back to 100%. He is signed to a 3 year extension midway through the regular season. BOOM

- The New York Jets draft OLB/DE {blank} from {fill in} with the 16th overall pick in the NFL draft. In just his rookie year, said player goes on to rank 4th in the league in sacks. BOOM

- Alabama Safety Mark Barron somehow falls into the Jets lap in the second round. As a rookie, a fully healthy Barron starts along side LaRon Landy, and cornerbacks Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie. BOOM

-WR Chaz Schilens becomes the first player in NFL history to win the, Who the **** is that Guy, Where Did He Come From Free Agent Signing Award, and makes 2nd team All Pro. BOOM

-Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow become the first ever documented gay NFL QB tandem to ever share exactly 50% of the snaps and go to win the Super Bowl. SHAZAMM

It can happen people. You just have to believe.

I just fell in love with you.

The last one made me laugh. :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...