The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I'm fat, I'm bald, I suck at trimming my goatee, I dress like I'm perpetually on my way to WalMart and I walk with a limp. Yet 80% of the woman I meet make it very obvious to me they want me. Baffling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Because you don't give a sh*t and you're married. Chicks go bonkers over either, combine both and it's sheer irresistability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 looks like my future is bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Because you don't give a sh*t and you're married. Chicks go bonkers over either, combine both and it's sheer irresistability. There is truth to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I'm fat, I'm bald, I suck at trimming my goatee, I dress like I'm perpetually on my way to WalMart and I walk with a limp. Yet 80% of the woman I meet make it very obvious to me they want me. Baffling. Ahhh...so thats the secret! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Because you don't give a sh*t and you're married. Chicks go bonkers over either, combine both and it's sheer irresistability. That's a bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 You called me a hottie once. Chicks go bonkers for that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 <3 you Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 In faurness ut isnt just women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 Because you don't give a sh*t and you're married. Chicks go bonkers over either, combine both and it's sheer irresistability. Lot's of dudes are married and never feel wanted like me. I love being married just feel kinda guilty not more brothers like me for the rest of the women. It makes for a sad world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 looks like my future is bright You kinda skinny. "Build it and they will come" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 There is truth to this. No it's not. Or Al Bundy would have been Julian Kaye. You should subscribe to my blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 You called me a hottie once. Chicks go bonkers for that too. I have noticed that. Thanx for kicking it in the lounge. Lounge needs more hotties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 <3 you Crusher We should rename this forum the love lounge. Would be lovely. Every one has to be nice to one another. Maybe CTM will come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 In faurness ut isnt just women. I know.. RIGHT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 We should rename this forum the love lounge. Would be lovely. Every one has to be nice to one another. Maybe CTM will come back? I miss CTM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I have noticed that. Thanx for kicking it in the lounge. Lounge needs more hotties. You can thank Leelou. She finally dragged me over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 I miss CTM. He use to make me feel so enormously fat and jiggly. Helped offset my feelings of guilt for being irresistble to teh ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 You can thank Leelou. She finally dragged me over. It's ok no need to make excuses. I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's ok no need to make excuses. I understand. Shh, we can't tell anyone our secret, or else they will get jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 *is now jealous that her Christine's attention is being stolen by the awesome Crusher* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 Shh, we can't tell anyone our secret, or else they will get jealous! Cept JiF he always knows when Im holding something from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 *is now jealous that her Christine's attention is being stolen by the awesome Crusher* "Jealousy is a wasted emotion." JiF taught me that. A lesson worth learning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Now, Leelou, you should know that my love for Crusher is only superceeded by my love for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 One cannot supersede the awesomeness that is Crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Now, Leelou, you should know that my love for Crusher is only superceeded by my love for you! Crusher....I will never question your greatness again. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 When Crusher tells you at random that he is lucky enough to be the fat man in "Crusher and the Hotties", your love for him is suddenly enhanced. It's a thing. A cool kids thing. Sorry it will never happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 Crusher....I will never question your FATNESS again. LOL. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 When Crusher tells you at random that he is lucky enough to be the fat man in "Crusher and the Hotties", your love for him is suddenly enhanced. It's a thing. A cool kids thing. Sorry it will never happen to you. I have the same effect on 80% of the ladies that shoe shopping and eating desert does. Mrs Crusher calls it my special quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Dude ... if you quit licking your eyebrows when you're around them ... they'll quit giving you the time of day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 ... please start wearing some pants! ... then ladies might be able to resist your tracterbeam ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 Dude ... if you quit licking your eyebrows when you're around them ... they'll quit giving you the time of day ... How I gonna get that gravy splash if I don;t ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 ... please start wearing some pants! ... then ladies might be able to resist your tracterbeam ... l_j_r Never leave the house without pants. At home I like to walk around in my boxers because I got new ones for Christmas. Nothing nicer than walking around in brand new boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'd say something about you gives off a vibe you're wealthy. The jewelry commercials are right: ....Every kiss begins with 'k' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'd say something about you gives off a vibe you're wealthy. The jewelry commercials are right: ....Every kiss begins with 'k' In 2001 I was worth a ton of money. After the divorce, little bit of mandatory down time and then the economy.. no that's not it. LOL Truth is I do have a tremendous amount of natural swagger combined with a humble exterior that only life can beat into you. But that's why people in general find me comfortable to be around and the fact I do make a nice ban bag chair.Yet when it comes to woman finding me attractive, it's different sorta mystical in a sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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