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Resolved: Tony Stark is way cooler and smarter than Bruce Wayne


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Try making the case for Wayne. It's not possible. Tony Stark smokes him in every category.

Car. Vengeance factor. Bat cave. Bigger badass. Cooler suit. Stark has zero skills other than smarts to build the suit in the first place. Batman is a ninja even without his.

"OMG that ladies being mugged!" Literally Bruce Wayne can go over and pummel the criminal. Stark is useless with out his armored suit back home.

Plus Batman always has a legit wingman in either Alfred or Robin to do the dirty work. That's also badass.

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Car. Vengeance factor. Bat cave. Bigger badass. Cooler suit. Stark has zero skills other than smarts to build the suit in the first place. Batman is a ninja even without his.

"OMG that ladies being mugged!" Literally Bruce Wayne can go over and pummel the criminal. Stark is useless with out his armored suit back home.

Plus Batman always has a legit wingman in either Alfred or Robin to do the dirty work. That's also badass.

Flying >>>> cool car.

Vengeance is self-centered and lame.

Bi-coastal bachelor pads >>>>> dumbass cave.

Ironman suit (which, oh by the way have I mentioned can fly?) which has insane on-board weapons systems including an energy burst >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recycled spelunking gear.

Tony Stark is so smart he didn't need to learn to be a ninja, he built the most bad-a$$ superhero suit ever.

Tony Stark is so smart he's created a suitcase-based suit for travel purposes so he doesn't have to run home to change like some weak-a$$ "superheroes." He also isn't afraid to let the world know his identity so he can change into the Ironman suit in broad daylight on a crowded street, he doesn't have to run back to his dumbass cave.

A real man doesn't need help to talk to a woman or kick the living crap out of supervillians. Punks have sidekicks. Men take care of business for themselves.

Once again.... Tony Stark >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bruce (gay name) Wayne.

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Isn't Tony Stark a parapalegic?

Give this man a prize. His penis doesnt work. You know who's penis works just fine? Bruce Wayne. And he sticks it in Vicki Vale's vagina, in his bat cave, with his mask on repeating, "I'm Batman" over and over again.

This isnt a debate.

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Sorry, bud. Not having a functioning penis precludes any character from being cool.

Now, if you want to debate Batman v. Wolverine, then you'd have a case.

Batman would win again. Bruce Wayne is the man. By far the baddest Superhero of all time. Its not really even close.

There might be more powerful superhero's, but if we're talking about their true identity...Bruce Wayne. All day, every day.

Tony Stark is cool. Logan is a bad a$$. Dont get me wrong. But Bruce Wayne they are not.

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