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You know what I never hear my married friends say?


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Yes. That too. I never hear that my married friends are getting lots of blowjobs.

Why is that?

Mistress is away on vaca?? If women can shake men down for tens of of thousands in a divorce settlement due to a lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to, guys should be able to petition for weekly or biweekly blowies post-divorce.

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I'd never advise anyone against getting married; the success and happiness part of it has a lot to do with finding the right person, obviously, but it's rewarding as long as both people work at it. I've been married six years and I'm in a better place now than when I was single.

As far as the "tapering off of sexual activities" thing goes...it's not much different than any other long-term relationship. It's when you factor in kids that all that stuff really goes straight to hell.

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Mistress is away on vaca?? If women can shake men down for tens of of thousands in a divorce settlement due to a lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to, guys should be able to petition for weekly or biweekly blowies post-divorce.

yep... even during marriage, if you fail to do your job as a man and take care of women, you're a pos, if you have any expectation of your wife taking care of you (whether that be cook, clean, sex) you're a sexist pig...

read this: AND NEVER MARRY if you are successful

http://dontmarry.wordpress.com/

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I did not like being married. Can't see ever doing that again.

My kids are awesome, though, and I never would've had them if not for the marriage. So in that singular respect, I'd do it again. But I'd get the fvck out about 10 years sooner.

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To be fair. I can't quote on the phone, but a big reason you don't hear married guys raving about how many BJs they get is because they don't want people thinking their wife is a slut or imagining technique. I don't think it is common for a guy to talk about getting a bj from a lonterm girlfriend or any woman his guy friend will know or likely meet.

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To be fair. I can't quote on the phone, but a big reason you don't hear married guys raving about how many BJs they get is because they don't want people thinking their wife is a slut or imagining technique. I don't think it is common for a guy to talk about getting a bj from a lonterm girlfriend or any woman his guy friend will know or likely meet.

I always figures everyone already knows cause Im always wearing a fat toothy grin and I refer to my wife as the "Magician."

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Married people never need to worry about where they'll be living when they're old and decrepit. The lifelong single guys have to hope that when the Probate Court assigns a guardian to them, they don't end up in a sh*t nursing home with their a$$ never wiped.

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"Dude, you're f'ing up, you need to get married. It's great!"

Why is that?

Hey a bit off topic but I am so sorry. I know we were talking via PM and you got the ring and were all set. I guess this means she said no. She wasn't the one but hang in there. You are a swell guy. She is out there, lol.

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An oldie, but goodie-

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?"

The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?"

The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life.

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Married people never need to worry about where they'll be living when they're old and decrepit. The lifelong single guys have to hope that when the Probate Court assigns a guardian to them, they don't end up in a sh*t nursing home with their a$$ never wiped.

Im putting it in my will that my oldest son will be the designated "Wipe Dad's gigantic old a$$ for life diapey changer" or he doesn;t get a dime. NOT A DIME. Teach him not to pay attention in Algebra.

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Im putting it in my will that my oldest son will be the designated "Wipe Dad's gigantic old a$$ for life diapey changer" or he doesn;t get a dime. NOT A DIME. Teach him not to pay attention in Algebra.

15yrs ago, my father-in-law had a great chance to help us with a financial opportunity..and he didn't do it. Nevertheless, I'm happy to change his diaper in 20yrs. In the basement I have several large sheets of sandpaper folded into a triangle with his name on them.

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15yrs ago, my father-in-law had a great chance to help us with a financial opportunity..and he didn't do it. Nevertheless, I'm happy to change his diaper in 20yrs. In the basement I have several large sheets of sandpaper folded into a triangle with his name on them.

Or you could just tell him no and use that snadpaper to make a bird house with the kids? Seems like a better use for it.

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To be fair. I can't quote on the phone, but a big reason you don't hear married guys raving about how many BJs they get is because they don't want people thinking their wife is a slut or imagining technique. I don't think it is common for a guy to talk about getting a bj from a lonterm girlfriend or any woman his guy friend will know or likely meet.

This.

I outgrew running to all my guy friends and telling them about every piece of a$$ I get a long time ago, for starters. Secondarily, my girl is nothing like the women that usually get described in threads/conversations like this - horrible wives, slutty, etc. I know how lucky I am.

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Im putting it in my will that my oldest son will be the designated "Wipe Dad's gigantic old a$$ for life diapey changer" or he doesn;t get a dime. NOT A DIME. Teach him not to pay attention in Algebra.

Eff that. I plan on dying the night before my 50th birthday weekend during a blaze of glory in Vegas.

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Eff that. I plan on dying the night before my 50th birthday weekend during a blaze of glory in Vegas.

Your too smart to be this stupid. 50 really? Will you even be done with school by then? Damn dude, my Uncle Philly is 70 and he hits the scene with a pcoket full of hundreds and Viagra. He should mentor you. Let me call him.

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Yes. That's the problem. You think I want any part of the bullsh*t you people deal with on a daily basis?

Awright Peter Pan enjoy yourself in Never never land. Watch out for the alligator with the ticking tummy and exposed ungrounded electrical outlets.

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Married people never need to worry about where they'll be living when they're old and decrepit. The lifelong single guys have to hope that when the Probate Court assigns a guardian to them, they don't end up in a sh*t nursing home with their a$$ never wiped.

My plan is to be wandering the streets of Uruguay smoking legal weed and arranging companionship in broken Spanish in the cities brothels.

I'm looking forward to it, actually.

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I think in order to be happily married, one has to reach a state of deep, deep resignation that what they're doing at that given time is clearly and absolutely the best possible option now and the best option that will ever present itself in the future. In that sense, it's an asceticism on par with suicide.

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This.

I outgrew running to all my guy friends and telling them about every piece of a$$ I get a long time ago, for starters. Secondarily, my girl is nothing like the women that usually get described in threads/conversations like this - horrible wives, slutty, etc. I know how lucky I am.

all this time, i've been after the wrong species

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I was the lonely guy, then my baby rescued me. no complaints from me. and she threw me the old "monthly visitor is here, but I can give you a bj" just last night

yeah we argue, and I have to live like a human, but being the lonely guy sukked

only guy that should be single is derek jeter

all the other guys try to make it sound like a vacation in vegas, but we know it's BS

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Yes. That's the problem. You think I want any part of the bullshit you people deal with on a daily basis?

What bullshit do married people have to deal with?

Note: If it will take multiple posts to explain it all, I understand you not wanting to type it all out, lol.

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What bullsh*t do married people have to deal with?

Note: If it will take multiple posts to explain it all, I understand you not wanting to type it all out, lol.

You're killin' me Smalls. That was in response to Crusher's post about me not being done with school until I'm 50 and me not wanting any part of the real world.

See? This is what monogamy does. You're brain's so clouded you can't even internet anymore.

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I think in order to be happily married, one has to reach a state of deep, deep resignation that what they're doing at that given time is clearly and absolutely the best possible option now and the best option that will ever present itself in the future. In that sense, it's an asceticism on par with suicide.

Agreed, this is why I think the illegitimate children route is the way to go.

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This. I get to keep the toilet seat up and bingo bango little RJF's are still dominating the world.

I would like a little RJF if you have one in int the next 3 years. Be awesome to have Baby Crushers 2 year old adopted brother tutor him in Trig.

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