CTM Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Someone should make a verbal themed mafia game called the friend zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Also, CTM : Yes, yes I do indeed have boobs. I don't believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 GOOD QUESTION! hmm.. dunno. prolly look in the fridge and stuff. maybe I'll text my lady and ask her what she had in mind... what is ... hungry man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Probably because my plans are subject to change as per wife & kid. I do plan on coming up to Boston for next Saturday, though. If for some reason that gets messed up, I will truly owe you one. You can drive 16 hours again soon but stay at my house next time! On second thought, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't go over well with the wife. "Hey hon, gonna have a girl from DM come stay with us." "What?" "Yeah, girl from DM - name is Christine. Really funny - you'll like her." "Is she cute?" "Based on her avatar, I'd say yes." "Avatar? What the **** is that, some cybersex thing?" "No! It's her pic." "Pic?! You share pics with chicks on the internet?!" "Technically, that is correct, but......" /Verbal's body slumps to the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Verbal's married? Didn't see that coming, at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 LOL! Yeah, no thanks. I don't feel like dying. Also, CTM, I guess I shall just have to show you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 LOL yeah, can you believe someone actually married him? He has offspring too. Un-*******-believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Also, CTM, I guess I shall just have to show you.... lets see em.. whip em out.. we're still talking about your boobs right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 lets see em.. whip em out.. we're still talking about your boobs right? You can ask wombat about them tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 CTM begging for boob pics is like Crusher begging for a salad. He knows they exist, knows he's supposed to want them, but is really apalled by the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 You can ask wombat about them tomorrow. CTM: so, wombat how were lady ape's boobs? Wombat: *beep bloop bop boop* the true origin of dragons can be traced back to the first Targaryan reign, when Dumbledore married Tinkerbell and then had a bastard child with Frodo and named him Atreyou... CTM: hmmm, (then thinks to himself, "I wonder if Jif is online, could go for some non-pseudo, pseudo-gay talk right about now") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Jif is hotter then lady ape.. You know it, I know it and they know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Jif is hotter then lady ape.. You know it, I know it and they know it -real talk- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 True story, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 CTM: so, wombat how were lady ape's boobs? Wombat: *beep bloop bop boop* the true origin of dragons can be traced back to the first Targaryan reign, when Dumbledore married Tinkerbell and then had a bastard child with Frodo and named him Atreyou... CTM: hmmm, (then thinks to himself, "I wonder if Jif is online, could go for some non-pseudo, pseudo-gay talk right about now") Paging Dr. Trying To Hard- Dr. Trying To Hard to the main lobby. Just in fudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Paging Dr. Trying To Hard- Dr. Trying To Hard to the main lobby. Just in fudge. It's a holiday weekend what do you want from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 It's a holiday weekend what do you want from me? Something at least a little funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Something at least a little funny? Right. *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Paging Dr. Trying To Hard- Dr. Trying To Hard to the main lobby. Just in fudge. In my brownie sundae induced state last night I failed to acknowledge the irony of your dig hinging on the dated "Paging Dr. So-and-so... " line. Lol, you goofy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 Im still put of town for the holiday, but checking in. Still needing 2 more to sign up before I kick the off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Leelou says: **** you and your stupid jokes. You have to come over Saturday. Christine: what she says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Hello, SMC, you dirty bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 hurry up before the ape pees on himself from lack of mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 hurry up before the ape pees on himself from lack of mafia. Let's get something straight here missy, the ape is peeing on himself whether we play mafia or not... K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Me and my co-worker were just talking about our plans for the weekend.. I'm going to Cirque De Solei with my son and ladyfriend and he's going to hang out at home with his wife and kid. the admin girl for our team is moving to another building on Monday so it's her last day here.. oh and I'm going to the gym in about an hour or so.. the boss is letting us out early today!!! Cirque De Solei? In Rochester? LOL Good luck to the admin. girl and her move to her new building. Farther away from you must be better. Have fun sweating to the oldies. Yolur boss would do anything to get distance between the two of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Cirque De Solei? In Rochester? LOL Good luck to the admin. girl and her move to her new building. Farther away from you must be better. Have fun sweating to the oldies. Yolur boss would do anything to get distance between the two of you. There are a couple touring Cirque De Solei companies in addition to the ones that are permanently based in Orlando and Las Vegas you big, dumb, meatball. It was good by the way... not the $140 good you'd pay in Orlando to see the same show but for $40 it wasn't bad at all. I sat up high a little bit laughing at the morons that paid $110 a ticket to sit next to the stage... Everyone hated the admin girl.. she spent half the day making rounds and bothering people with non-stop blather while complaining she was given too much work to do. It was incredible that everyone but her seemed to understand the irony of her whining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_D Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 In Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 In **** yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 In WHAT?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Someone invite DPR, Doggin, Slats, and most importantly Lily...and let's get this show goin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 In Welcome back, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_D Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 **** yes So it's a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_D Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 It's good to be back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Jack D false claims cop as town while Nolder shoots docs as town.. this should be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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