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I have a few, off topic questions

1. If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

2. If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

3. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

4. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

5. Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' as$es in football, but not in any other situation?

6. How much Listerine does it take to get a buzz?

7. What is Satan's last name?

8. What's the strangest talent you have?

9. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

10. Have you ever been tied up?

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1. How quickly will the Jets implode this year?

The Jets get the Steelers, Niners and Texans in the first five weeks, guaranteeing that Santonio Holmes will have >20 catches on the season. El implosionamente se guaranteedo allì.

2. Will Rex be fired after this season?

No chance. If the season goes bad, they'll plant a toe tag on Sanchez and Tannenbaum will do what he does best and plant the blame for drafting Sanchez on Schottenheimer and Joey Clinkscales.

3. Will the Jets reduce any more ticket prices?

No, unfortunately. They'll be satisfied with raping the suckers who are already locked into their PSLs coughecurb.

4. Is Max gay?

Max has a beautiful wife. No, this does not answer your question.

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How much does Davis help in covering the Pats' TEs?

What does Laron Landry bring to the defense?

When did people start wanting a FS again? What's the advantage?

When do you admit you're a program Max wrote?

Mmmm Do Androids dream of Electric T0m Shane's....

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How much does Davis help in covering the Pats' TEs?

Considering that no current veteran linebackers have had any success covering Gronkowski, it's hard to imagine that a rookie from a small school can come in, in a reserve role, and slow him down.

What does Laron Landry bring to the defense?

He replaces Kerry Rhodes as the NFL safety most often featured in homoerotic self-portraits. If we've learned one thing about Rex's D, it's that it functions whether or not you have safeties that can run. If Landry stays healthy, he'll resurrect his career. It's just hard to imagine him and his juiced-up, overgrown body staying in one piece long enough to make an impact.

When did people start wanting a FS again? What's the advantage?

Antrell Rolle, Nick Collins, Darren Sharper, Troy Polamalu, etc. Teams aren't winning Super Bowls without playmaking safeties.

When do you admit you're a program Max wrote?

When SkyNet issues the protocol.

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Tom,

Q: Are you an alien abductee as has been suggested on these boards, and if not, then where DO you disappear to when you take your long social media hiatuses? (Chuck Barris comes to mind)

I try to limit the platforms upon which I can cause people emotional distress.

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