Fred Jetstone Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 McGraw-Hill (the publisher of Herm's book, You Play To Win The Game) has announced that their attorney's have advised them to either pull the book or change the title. The title, You Play To Win The Game, is considered so misleading that they fear a class action lawsuit from disgruntled customers. Here is a list of the top 10 new titles under consideration. Feel free to add your own. If it's used, McGraw-Hill will pay you 1% of all book sale royalties. 1) You Play To Win The Draft Pick 2) You Play To Give Lead-Footed, Butter-Fingered Geezers A Last Chance At Glory 3) You Play To Keep It Relatively Close And Not Open Up The Offence Cause That Would Be A Circus And Then Throw Tantrums And Walk Out Of Press Conferences If Anyone Calls You On It 4) You Play To Win The $17,500 Speaking Engagements 5) You Play To Someday Figure Out That Perplexing Puzzle Known As Clock-Management 6) You Play Make Funny Faces While Passing Gas On The Sidelines Hoping It Looks Like You're Mulling Over A Complex Blocking Scheme 7) You Play To Play Your 64 Million Dollar QB Who Has Just Re-Injured a Season-Ending Shoulder Injury ate) You Play To Have Sideline Shouting Matches With Dudes Named Bishop 9) You Play Cause You Got Nothing Particularly Better To Do ...and the number one new title for herm edwards book........ 10) You Play For Bollywood, Dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Thank God I'm not 100% German or I'd be grilling Bratwurst and not a HC for the Jets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 not one of your better efforts jetstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 not one of your better efforts jetstone Hey, don't shoot the messenger. Thank God I'm not 100% German or I'd be grilling Bratwurst and not a HC for the Jets! Thanks for trying to save the thread with the above reply. That was your best effort yet. Achtung thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I found Hermie's new book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Classic, Bob. And how apropos. The decision to replace Bolly with Vinterceptaverde will haunt Herm forever. And hey, you gotta give him this. While the rest of 'em were falling like flies, he scrambled and toughed it out and, at least, Bollinger isn't Boll-injured, unlike Chad Penning-done and Jay Feeled-hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Classic, Bob. And how apropos. The decision to replace Bolly with Vinterceptaverde will haunt Herm forever. And hey, you gotta give him this. While the rest of 'em were falling like flies, he scrambled and toughed it out and, at least, Bollinger isn't Boll-injured, unlike Chad Penning-done and Jay Feeled-hurt. Jetstone, sounds like you are jumping off the Bolly Bust! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Classic, Bob. And how apropos. The decision to replace Bolly with Vinterceptaverde will haunt Herm forever. And hey, you gotta give him this. While the rest of 'em were falling like flies, he scrambled and toughed it out and, at least, Bollinger isn't Boll-injured, unlike Chad Penning-done and Jay Feeled-hurt. so lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Jetstone, sounds like you are jumping off the Bolly Bust! You people are getting Herm-like. The 2-9 thing is getting you testy. I understand. What can I say? Keep the faith. Never surrender. Stay on the bus till the end of the line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 You people are getting Herm-like. The 2-9 thing is getting you testy. I understand. What can I say? Keep the faith. Never surrender. Stay on the bus till the end of the line! Where have you been? I hate to ruin the fun, but we're 2-10....shhhhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Troubled waters...hahahaha....I laugh them away....stay your course...hang on tight and never let go. The Bollybus rolls, obstacles be damned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I think that kid in the lower right hand corner could QB better than Bollywood. I was all Bollywood or Bust, and we know how it turned out. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 I was all Bollywood or Bust, and we know how it turned out. Ok, well then, who's really to blame? Who, more than anyone else, is responsible for this 2-9 record? Bollywood, come on now. Who's to blame? a) Herm Bradway c) Heimerdinger d) Henderson e) O-line f) Woody g) BZ & the Fair-weathered fans h) Cross i) The whole Xanadu thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ok, well then, who's really to blame? Who, more than anyone else, is responsible for this 2-9 record? 2-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 You are what you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 You are what you are And the Jets are a great, big turd...right, SouthernJet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ok, well then, who's really to blame? Who, more than anyone else, is responsible for this 2-9 record? Bollywood, come on now. Who's to blame? a) Herm Bradway c) Heimerdinger d) Henderson e) O-line f) Woody g) BZ & the Fair-weathered fans h) Cross i) The whole Xanadu thing a) For not seeing that we needed more depth in the 0-line and QB. Why have a #3 if he plays like a #2. For a + c c) For having no plan beyond Jay and his seven plays. The play calling since Chad + Jay went down has been horrible. d) For letting us get outscored in the first quarter something like 78-3. That is not about fatique, that is just bad defense. e) For killing off two QBs in one game. f) Woody just gets pulled in because of the Stadium crap. Don't think he gets blame for the 2-10. g) Absolutley. 100% of the blame. h) Cross should just share in the Woody pain. i) Shopping leads to hell. j) BOLLYWOOD! Come on, the kids is awful. He scrambles and knows when to throw it away, but other than that, useless so far. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 And the Jets are a great, big turd...right, SouthernJet. it smells like it all the way down here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Did someone say Jests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 And the Jets are a great, big turd...right, SouthernJet. it smells like it all the way down here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 "Aint that a kick in the Fred?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Spin The Blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Trim The Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Sin In Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Gin The Mainframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Grin The Same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Gin The Mainframe Nothing like a $9.99 quart of gin to sum up Herman Edwards Jets coaching career. Pinch and swallow, baby. You'll be feeling nothing in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 You Play To Sin In Shame Your pray to win the game (in absence of an actual game plan). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 The whole Xanadu thing http://www.musiker-boersen.dk/duo_musikere/xanadu.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bugg Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 To seek the sacred river alph To walk the caves of ice To break my fast on honey dew And drink the milk of paradise.... I had heard the whispered tales Of immortality The deepest mystery From an ancient book. I took a clue I scaled the frozen mountain tops Of eastern lands unknown Time and man alone Searching for the lost ---- xanadu Xanadu ---- to stand within the pleasure dome Decreed by kubla khan To taste anew the fruits of life The last immortal man To find the sacred river alph To walk the caves of ice Oh, I will dine on honey dew And drink the milk of paradise A thousand years have come and gone But time has passed me by Stars stopped in the sky Frozen in an everlasting view Waiting for the world to end Weary of the night Praying for the light Prison of the lost ---- xanadu Xanadu ---- held within the pleasure dome Decreed by kubla khan To taste my bitter triumph As a mad immortal man Nevermore shall I return Escape these caves of ice For I have dined on honey dew And drunk the milk of paradise More than paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Panzer Div Marduk, can you airbrush the back to blue out and air brush Jetsinsider in for me? Thanks, I wanna make that my new sig pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 To seek the sacred river alph To walk the caves of ice To break my fast on honey dew And drink the milk of paradise.... I had heard the whispered tales Of immortality The deepest mystery From an ancient book. I took a clue I scaled the frozen mountain tops Of eastern lands unknown Time and man alone Searching for the lost ---- xanadu Xanadu ---- to stand within the pleasure dome Decreed by kubla khan To taste anew the fruits of life The last immortal man To find the sacred river alph To walk the caves of ice Oh, I will dine on honey dew And drink the milk of paradise A thousand years have come and gone But time has passed me by Stars stopped in the sky Frozen in an everlasting view Waiting for the world to end Weary of the night Praying for the light Prison of the lost ---- xanadu Xanadu ---- held within the pleasure dome Decreed by kubla khan To taste my bitter triumph As a mad immortal man Nevermore shall I return Escape these caves of ice For I have dined on honey dew And drunk the milk of paradise More than paradise A farewell to Kings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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