Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 http://m-e-t-r-o.ru/02-1.mp3 Today is a great day to punch someone in the face. Not just a love tap, but the kind you lean back and really commit to. If punching people in the face were an Olympic sport, I'd win the gold. I remember punching that bulbous turd Crusher aka Robert Paulson, (mod-confirmed townie), square in the jaw. He was talking a big game about past conquests including power walking for 100 yards carrying a Fire Hydrant. He incorrectly assumed that because he had fat strength, he had fight strength. One 2 minute session with me and his face looked like it went through a meat grinder. Yeah... face-punching. It's what I'm good at, it's what I do. - Tyler Durden ************************ The Fight Club isn't your typical gang. Going to war for a couple city blocks is for the less sophisticated types. This group wants to change the way the world operates. They want everyone to open their eyes and see things for what they are. Most sleepwalk their way through life consumed with trying to obtain all the meaningless “things” they can accumulate. They judge their worth by the car they drive or the type of designer furniture in their living rooms. Somewhere along the line we've forgotten what really matters. Tyler and his gang are looking for recruits. Their mission statement can be summed up in one word: anarchy. It's up to you to weed through the suspects and find members of Fight Club. All it takes is 1 to reek havoc so you must destroy them all before it's too late. 1) JiF (lynched, Angel Face scum w/ a vest 2 less votes to lynch) 2) CTM 3) Hess (NK town mason) 4) DPR Governor w/ 2 pardons & vest) 5) Wombat 6) Vic (NK Town Bomb) 7) SMC 8) Crusher (NK Mod-confirmed town) 9) Nolder 10) BG 11) AVM 12) Sharrow (lynched roleless town) 13) Tina 14) Ape (lynched ambitious SK) 15) Verb (lynched town Doc) 16) 80 (NK Cop) 17) Dan X (NK Town mason) 18) Leelou 19) JVoR (Tyler Durden RBer) 20) JC (NK roleless town) 21) Smash (NK survivor every other night shot starting N2) 22) Christine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Bob has bitch t!ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 STOP!! It's time for someones ass to get kicked. Every player PM me the name of the person you want to punch in the face. The person who accumulates the most votes will sustain some damage that will last the whole game. The person who accumulates the least votes may get a little stronger. Any ties will be broken by Random.org. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Couple notes: - Votes will not count until we determine who's ass is getting kicked to start the game. - No revealing names. All but a couple are made up and won't mean anything to anyone anyway. - Editing posts is encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Early results are in and a couple people are getting their asses kicked.. keep sending the PM's in and in the meantime feel free to start the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Me and my bitch t!ts are in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Me and my bitch t!ts are in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never before in mafia has a role been more obviously not given by random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 lmao.. I've got my polish thinking cap on, ready to scum hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Tyler and his gang are looking for recruits. Their mission statement can be summed up in one word: anarchy. "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 lmao.. I've got my polish thinking cap on, ready to scum hunt BRILLIANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Since Pac was too lazy to do this himself, someone has to: Rules 1. You do not talk about Fight Club. 2. You DO NOT talk about Fight Club! 3. Someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. 4. Only two guys to a fight. 5. One fight at a time. 6. No shirts (especially you, ladies), no shoes. 7. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. 9 - 13. ??? 14. GFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Here. Punching has commenced. Pardon me. Governor here. Just pardoned Tina. Hope I'm right...If it's a conversion game, we'll need all the players we can keep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 vote sharrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Seems appropriate that I hopped onto facebook and the very first thing on my news feed is this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Seems appropriate that I hopped onto facebook and the very first thing on my news feed is this: O.o It's the first thing on mine as well. Creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!" Wrong game fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Wrong game fag. Rule 14. Fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 lmao.. I've got my polish thinking cap on, ready to scum hunt so which is it archie or meathead ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Punch 80 in the face, ladies and gents. Do it for the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 so which is it archie or meathead ? Smash glad you decided to play. Wanna touch my titties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Punch 80 in the face, ladies and gents. Do it for the kids. Do it. I'll just absorb the blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Smash glad you decided to play. Wanna touch my titties? thanks Crush no boobies tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 thanks Crush no boobies tho unvote vote smash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Vote BG STOP TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I voted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Amazingly enough, it wasn't for 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Wanted to, though. **** that dbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Please don't discuss your votes on thread. PM them to me. I will say this.. 6 people have been bitch slapped so far but one is catching a much rougher beating than the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Wanted to, though. **** that dbag. I was depending on your support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Oh unvote LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Please don't discuss your votes on thread. PM them to me. I will say this.. 6 people have been bitch slapped so far but one is catching a much rougher beating than the rest. Am I allowed to lobby for punching 80 in the face? You know...because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I'm here...I'll be around as much as I can over this week. So ****ing pissed at someone at work right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Oh unvote LOL Just talking the face punching votes Bobby. Lynch votes won't start until we've determined who's getting their ass kicked to start the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Am I allowed to lobby for punching 80 in the face? You know...because. I think your thoughts on the matter are clear. The are reasons to keep the anonymity aspect of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I think your thoughts on the matter are clear. The are reasons to keep the anonymity aspect of it. Thankfully no one accused me of being good at teh mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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