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TomShane For JetNation Anti-Captain

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There's been a lot of talk about the JetNation Captain as of late.

I think we're missing out on what we really need here, an Anti-Captain.

The position of Captain can be described as:

In some cases the captain may have significant responsibility for strategy and teamwork while the game is in progress on the field. In either case, it is a position that indicates honor and respect from one's teammates – recognition as a leader by one's peers. Depending on the sport, team captains may be given the responsibility of interacting with game officials regarding application and interpretation of the rules.

Just think about it. If there has ever been someone who consistently failed to show any form of responsibility, during the game or otherwise, it's TomShane. Who receives the largest amount of dishonor and disrespect by their peers at Jetnation? TomShane. Who has displayed an uncanny ability to screw up any and all interaction with website officials and interpretation of the Terms of Service? TomShane.

It is this type of poor leadership, less than honorable performance and the inability to interact with even the most basic of posters than makes TomShane a perfect fit for this position.

Max - I beg of you. Appoint TomShane as the Official JetNation Anti-Captain immediately. This position and the accompanying lack of responsibility cannot wait any longer.


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