MadHatter Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I'll have to get one to come do that. Any volunteers? nope, nope and nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Was your old roomate one of those, you know, b*tches. How tall is your attic? ok, that made me laugh. i could pinch your cheeks, young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I would mind very much. Oh OK, well than we can continue to spam i said a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) Was your old roomate one of those, you know, b*tches. How tall is your attic? My roommate used to be my best friend until she met her current boyfriend. She didn't do anything around the house, made me kill all the spiders and dispose of the mouse...just fought me on everything I wanted to do decorationwise even though she was never here...so yeah bitch. Not very tall. Edited October 7, 2012 by Leelou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I'll have to get one to come do that. Any volunteers? any one of my neighbors would... just act real scared and girly, they love that sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 how do they not censor that? they didn't censor c*nt which was a little more of a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHatter Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 ok, that made me laugh. i could pinch your cheeks, young man. i said a man. Hey, I am a man! My roommate used to be my best friend until she met her current boyfriend. She didn't do anything around the house, made me kill all the spiders and dispose of the mouse...just fought me on everything I wanted to do decorationwise even though she was never here...so yeah bitch. Not very tall. Yeah that sucks. Ok, I have to go eat lunch, see you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 any one of my neighbors would... just act real scared and girly, they love that sh*t. I've just now started actually talking to my neighbors. I tried for a year, we are finally to the "hello, how are you" stages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHatter Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 they didn't censor c*nt which was a little more of a surprise. kind of tempted to just type a bunch of words and see which ones they censor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHatter Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I've just now started actually talking to my neighbors. I tried for a year, we are finally to the "hello, how are you" stages. my neighbor is a bitch who tried to sue us for getting dirt on his fence. **** him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 they didn't censor c*nt which was a little more of a surprise. I don't see a need to censor bitch, but yeah a little surprised they didn't censor that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I've just now started actually talking to my neighbors. I tried for a year, we are finally to the "hello, how are you" stages. mine are more friendly than i'd like but their wives mostly keep them under control. and i like them shoveling the steps and watching for roaming scumbags, so it's good tobe on good terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I don't see a need to censor bitch, but yeah a little surprised they didn't censor that one. yeah, westminster might use the same filter, it wouldn't make sense to grey out bitch, but.... can;t think of many very .... nice... ways to use c*nt. it's odd though, i know it has censored it in different threads, but not when i typed it here. i could get more creative but.... seems like i probably shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 mine are more friendly than i'd like but their wives mostly keep them under control. and i like them shoveling the steps and watching for roaming scumbags, so it's good tobe on good terms. My neighborhood is very quiet and the complex comes and shovels all the walkways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 kind of tempted to just type a bunch of words and see which ones they censor dare ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) My neighborhood is very quiet and the complex comes and shovels all the walkways. we're pretty rural, but there's four other families on the hill, and they watch out for each other. we've all been here more than 10 years, except the swingers across the way, and... they just kind of get a pass. Edited October 7, 2012 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 we don;t get to talk at night? why? what if i get bored and/or drunk? Oh we can talk. And we shall. .... but.... but... we can still spam, right? You can always spam, sweetheart now i'm really ****ing sad. Don't worry. AwesomeVM is here to save the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 This thread needs more Lily, imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Oh we can talk. And we shall. You can always spam, sweetheart Don't worry. AwesomeVM is here to save the day. may god bless and keep you always. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 we're pretty rural, but there's four other families on the hill, and they watch out for each other. we've all been here more than 10 years, except the swingers across the way, and... they just kind of get a pass. My old boss and his wife were swingers. He had this obsession with my legs, especially if I wore my knee high boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 This thread needs more Lily, imho. it really does. maybe if you get into the leash and collar and wait for her like a good boy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 My old boss and his wife were swingers. He had this obsession with my legs, especially if I wore my knee high boots. these are locally renowned... wife's a mary k lady but hasn't worked a real job since they had the 4 year old. husband is very tall and ****ing hot. they have a 12 year old boy who runs over to the garden and volunteers to work for hours, for free, which... is really not the norm. very well raised children. nice people all in all but... just too friendly. especially the wife, which.... seems counter-intuitive but i'm not really sure how these things work in practice. i don't make eye contact with them if i can help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 See, my boss kinda creeped me out. He'd talk about parties they went to. And he wasn't hot. Nor was she. And they weren't the nicest people. I told him to **** off when I quit that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 i think maybe that's why it's the wife who does the friendly bit... but they really do want to share everything, food, work, everything. i stop at sharing the food and the work myself but it's a personal preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 may god bless and keep you always. it really does. maybe if you get into the leash and collar and wait for her like a good boy? Always by my side 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHatter Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 See, my boss kinda creeped me out. He'd talk about parties they went to. And he wasn't hot. Nor was she. And they weren't the nicest people. I told him to **** off when I quit that job. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Always by my side ahhhh... feeling inappropriately affectionate. i love the internet, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) i think maybe that's why it's the wife who does the friendly bit... but they really do want to share everything, food, work, everything. i stop at sharing the food and the work myself but it's a personal preference. I tried to not indulge his sharing, but he'd talk to customers at the store that I guess were into it and we (the staff) would have to hear all about it unless we got the chance to escape from behind the counter. It was a video rental store. Edited October 7, 2012 by Leelou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 i think maybe country life is boring enough to sell the lifestyle on its own. noone dislikes them for it. i'm more creeped out than most, but i'm alone in the house most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 you know hatter is physically incapable of walking away right now, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 i think maybe country life is boring enough to sell the lifestyle on its own. noone dislikes them for it. i'm more creeped out than most, but i'm alone in the house most of the time. I was in a college city, I got creeped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 So, what did you buy today, Cindy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 still, life being what it is... might as well go for it once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 So, what did you buy today, Cindy? groceries. cat food, yogurt, like that. didn't feel like going into the city for anything more. freezer's full of meat and they'll start hunting soon so no need to buy any more. garden's still cranking out enough to get by. apples still good on the wild trees. you do anything good today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 this is the point at which lily would sashay in with the thigh highs and mini and rub up against the bored boys to keep them happy, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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