hoping4ASuperBowl Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Enjoy: http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/new-york-jets-rex-ryan-mark-sanchez-santonio-holmes-an-embarrassment-100812 If Roger Goodell wanted to erase the stench of the replacement ref fiasco, create a distraction to overshadow his bungling of Bountygate and get back in the good graces of working journalists weary of faux Tebowmania, the commish would cite the 2004 “Playmakers” ruling and cancel the rest of the New York Jets season. Seriously. Cancel the Jets starting with tonight’s “Monday Night Football” clash against theHouston Texans on ESPN. Cancel the Jets because they’re a disgrace, a blight on the good name of the NFL, the worst thing to happen to America’s pastime since the Worldwide Leader aired 11 dramatic episodes of “Playmakers.” Former commissioner Paul Tagliabue set the precedent. He pressured Disney into killing the Cougars, the fictional professional football squad portrayed in “Playmakers.” Tagliabue thought the Cougars were a “gross mischaracterization” of life in the NFL and negatively portrayed the league. Rex Ryan and the Jets are not gross? They’re not gross caricatures who negatively portray life on this planet? The Jets aren’t a real-life re-enactment of “Playmakers” worthy of cancellation? Goodell should cancel tonight’s episode of “Playmakers of New York” just to save Jon Gruden from the three hours of mental gymnastics he’ll perform trying to pretend Ryan and the Jets aren’t an X-rated circus act. I can’t be the only person to notice the Jets went from Super Bowl contenders to Super Bowl pretenders once their head coach transformed publicly from Rex Ryan, son of legendary defensive guru Buddy Ryan, to Sex Ryan, the bastard child of legendary smut kingpin Larry Flynt. WEEK 5 SCOREBOARD Rams 17, Cardinals 3 Ravens 9, Chiefs 6 Falcons 24, Redskins 17 Steelers 16, Eagles 14 Colts 30, Packers 27 Dolphins 17, Bengals 13 Giants 41, Browns 27 Seahawks 16, Panthers 12 Bears 41, Jaguars 3 Patriots 31, Broncos 21 49ers 45, Bills 3 Vikings 30, Titans 7 Saints 31, Chargers 24 Texans-Jets Yep, after playing in back-to-back AFC Championships, the Jets have been an inconsistent .500 club since Deadspin.com unearthed alleged evidence that Rex and his wife spent their free time exploring their foot fetish on the Internet. In fact, since December of 2010 -- when the foot fetish controversy began -- the Jets have played 28 NFL games, including the playoffs, that matter and they’ve lost half of them. The Jets have a clown for a coach. It’s no coincidence they play like clowns on the field and act like clowns off it. The starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez, completes a much higher percentage of passes off the field than on it. He’s gone from connecting with hot-to-trot teenagers to hooking up with a 37-year-old desperate housewife, Eva Longoria. Yep, off the field, Sanchez spreads the ball to a wide variety of receivers. He keeps his name relevant on Page 6 of the New York tabloids. Just in the past week Longoria publicly denied being pregnant by Sanchez even though no one asked. Is it worth mentioning that Longoria’s ex, Spurs point guard Tony Parker, quarterbacks a far more efficient offense and is less turnover prone than her latest public-relations ploy/boyfriend? The team’s other quarterback, Tim Tebow, remains a cult figure because of his alleged Just Say No bedroom campaign. Now, Tebow was brought to New York to run the wildcat, but the team’s new offensive coordinator, Tony Sparano, is utilizing a Just Say No wildcat campaign. The San Francisco 49ers mocked New York’s wildcat package by unveiling a superior one in a 34-point mauling. Goodell should Just Say No to the Jets. Put them out of their misery. Spare the league the embarrassment of such a high-profile dysfunctional team. The Jets are doing far more damage to the NFL’s rep than “Playmakers” ever did. CONTACT JASON WHITLOCK If you have a question or comment for Jason, submit it below and he may just respond. Subject:Comment/Question:Name:Email Address:Hometown: Last year, with a playoff berth on the line in the final regular-season game, receiver Santonio Holmes quit. This year, Holmes hurt his knee on a non-contact injury and intentionally fumbled the ball to the opposition. The Jets best player, cornerback Darrelle Revis, also hurt his knee on a non-contact injury this season. He tore his ACL. The injury ruined his season and began speculation on his next contract holdout. As best we know, New York’s other cornerback, Antonio Cromartie, hasn’t fathered any more illegitimate children this season ... as best we know. New York’s top linebacker,Bart Scott, had his most memorable performance this season on ESPN’s documentary “Broke.” Scott is perfect for the WWE. Ever since he barked “Can’t Wait!” he’s been far more bark than bite as a football player. Vince McMahon will love Scott. The contact is all fake and the trash talk is scripted in the WWE. New York’s owner, Woody Johnson, is on the record that Mitt Romney’s victory in the presidential race is a higher priority than the Jets winning. You know, the Texans might have to pull off a disinterested, bumbling Barack Obama-like debate performance tonight for the Jets to have any chance at winning. Cancel “Playmakers of New York.” Tagliabue would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm not really happy with the Jets right now, but Whitlock's a complete dunce. He went full Church Lady over the foot thing for whatever reason and he's never looked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 He also said Jay Cutler was a pussy for not finishing the 2011 NFCCG on a torn MCL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Holy $&*$ crap I guess this is supposed to be comedy? If not this dude should be fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm not really happy with the Jets right now, but Whitlock's a complete dunce. He went full Church Lady over the foot thing for whatever reason and he's never looked back. It's like Garb is his ghostwriter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 This article belongs on The Onion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 what a douche never liked anything he wrote before anyway, how did the foxsports editor let this garbage out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Wow, now THIS is stupid. The NFL is a half step up from the WWE, if not on the same plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Did he write a similar article about the Saints when Gregg Williams was recorded telling his team to "kill [Frank Gore's] head" and "take out [Michael Crabtree's] outside ACL"? If they canceled the Jets season there'd be much less for these guys to write about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Wow, now THIS is stupid. The NFL is a half step up from the WWE, if not on the same plane. Yes, but the Jets are Doink The Clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbanmadmike1 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I would love to not have to watch the rest of this season. Whitlock is 100% RIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 With Revis hurt there isnt one player on the team that I'd pay to watch play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 what a douche. although if Sanchez knocked up Longoria...I'm not sure I'd die laughing, but I'd be pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I would love to not have to watch the rest of this season. Whitlock is 100% RIGHT. Well, to be fair, you don't HAVE to watch any of the season. Totally up to you. I hate this season too. I hate that the Jets will be amazingly lucky to win more than four games. But I'll watch anyway. My choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbanmadmike1 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Well, to be fair, you don't HAVE to watch any of the season. Totally up to you. I hate this season too. I hate that the Jets will be amazingly lucky to win more than four games. But I'll watch anyway. My choice. Oh I agree with you and I'll watch too for the same reasons but anything that does more to humiliate our joke of an owner and FO I like at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I used to like some of the stuff he wrote, this is garbage in the 1st degree and exposes this guy for the fool he has to be. Even if we do get blown out tonight this guy is not a seer - he's a blowbag. Hopefully this is being copied and handed out to everybody that's part of the team - except W. Johnson. He'd probably think it's good press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I used to like some of the stuff he wrote, this is garbage in the 1st degree and exposes this guy for the fool he has to be. Even if we do get blown out tonight this guy is not a seer - he's a blowbag. Hopefully this is being copied and handed out to everybody that's part of the team - except W. Johnson. He'd probably think it's good press. Whitlock is a Chefs fan, he has been blasting them more than jets, Matt Cassell the original sin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Does anyone actually give a crap about the foot fetish thing anymore? Will admit the Longoria/Pregnant line made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 It's weird how some guys just hate a hapless team so much. Whitlock has been hating on the Jets for a long time. Touché. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ball State sucks balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Well, to be fair, you don't HAVE to watch any of the season. Totally up to you. I chalk it up to compulsion. I can curse the Jets after a game and swear that I won't watch them again. But then next week comes around, I get excited, and I watch. Stopping the Jets' season is the only way to guarantee I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I would love to not have to watch the rest of this season. Whitlock is 100% RIGHT. Here's an idea: Dont watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Jason Whitlock is an embarrassment to mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 over the top nonsense by someone who apparently gotten much attention lately. I'm sure if Eva Longoria showed interest in that fat pig Whitlock, he'd lay down with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Attention whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Wow, talk about a douchebag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Whitlock is a racist who is a disgrace to sports writing! the fact he wasn't sorry after that Jeremy Lin crack I stopped taking him seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 But it sounds like he's really pulling for the Jets deep down inside. I think he's just reacting poorly to his sexual misgivings like the former cop on Boardwalk Empire who's now selling brushes in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Whitlock is an embarrassment to journalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Whitlock is just another no-talent mook piling on. If he ever had an original thought, it would die of loneliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Whitlock is an embarrassment to journalism. finally something we can agree on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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