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You know Sooth is reading this and he is thinking one thing:

"How the hell can these people STILL be joking about this?"

:P

It hasn't even been a year.

We will be laughing about this subject for years to come.

The more you know about it, the better it really all is. It is like "Days of Our Internet"

BZ

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You know Sooth is reading this and he is thinking one thing:

"How the hell can these people STILL be joking about this?"

:P

:lol: He's probably thinking you can't get enough of HIM. He may be right. Every week or two a Soothie thread happens. Why? Up the post count or psychological scarring?

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:lol: He's probably thinking you can't get enough of HIM. He may be right. Every week or two a Soothie thread happens. Why? Up the post count or psychological scarring?

Every week or two? Nah we have really been quiet here in that regard. This is a long time JIer just trying to cause some problems.

And make no doubt about it....this is a LONG TIME JIer. The person who started this thread has not logged out once for the entire month of December. They are spending a lot of time here.

I should (but I won't) post his email address here. YOU of all people Garb would get a kick out of it.

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Wait, all this new domain talk has me thinking.

How about:

JETNATIONINSIDER.com

An entire website dedicated to behind the scenes inside information about our very own JetNation. It would be the "People" or a "Current Affair" of JetNation. Just think of the storylines.

- Smizzy's steamy affair with Max's wife and the upcoming confrotation on next weeks episode of Cheaters.

- Smizzy's attempted affair with my wife, only to have him suffer complete embarrasment when she saw his small penis, leaving Smizzy no choice but to claim, the "I was in the pool" defense.

- Smizzy's recent concern about the increasing amount of red in his son's hair color.

- How Garb has been trying to use legal means to hide the fact she's truly a Jets fan.

- Faba's impending hostile takeover of JN. How he's secretly been buying up JN shares and with one more sale becomes the majority owner.

- GGG's obsessive infatuation with GOB and GOB's recent restraining order against GGG after being confronted by a GGG wearing nothing but a Red Wings jersey.

- The government's recent discovery that TX is actually Hector Juan Salazar of Tijuana, Mexico who has been living inside the United States and residing as an illegal alien for 10 years.

- BZ's recent assasination attempt on the head coach of the NYJ.

- Unauthorized photos of JonEJet in his World Champion Boston Red Soz thong.

- The uncovered truth about ALK and the Heaven's Gate II cult he leads in central Kansas.

- Bob The Jets Fan's recent unearthed porn films from his college days.

Stay tuned for more.

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AHHHH.....Corky or Piper - posting incoherently in order to throw you all off their scent, eh? This IP address thing escapes them? :roll: Wait! It's Sooth? Wouldn't he understand the IP issue better than most? :lol:

Who could it be, who could it be? :lol:

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This thread had me in stitches all day.

Love it. That's why this is the best site, bar none.

Yeah whatever. Don't even try to act like you like us.

For crying out loud I had to GUESS your email address and create your account for you. Just to get you here.

You are high maintenance! :mrgreen:

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Wait, all this new domain talk has me thinking.

How about:

JETNATIONINSIDER.com

An entire website dedicated to behind the scenes inside information about our very own JetNation. It would be the "People" or a "Current Affair" of JetNation. Just think of the storylines.

- Smizzy's steamy affair with Max's wife and the upcoming confrotation on next weeks episode of Cheaters.

- Smizzy's attempted affair with my wife, only to have him suffer complete embarrasment when she saw his small penis, leaving Smizzy no choice but to claim, the "I was in the pool" defense.

- Smizzy's recent concern about the increasing amount of red in his son's hair color.

Seems to me that GOB has "Smizzy Envy". He dedicated an awful lot of that rant to Smizz talk.

I just find it interesting.

But if my wife cheats with me I kind of hope it is with Smizzy or Guns. Think about it...by comparison I would actually seem good in bed. :roll:

Oh Smizzy I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually a 2' x 4' in my pants.

Oh Guns I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually my nightstick in my pants.

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Seems to me that GOB has "Smizzy Envy". He dedicated an awful lot of that rant to Smizz talk.

I just find it interesting.

But if my wife cheats with me I kind of hope it is with Smizzy or Guns. Think about it...by comparison I would actually seem good in bed. :roll:

Oh Smizzy I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually a 2' x 4' in my pants.

Oh Guns I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually my nightstick in my pants.

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We are like Opie and Anthony (anti-establishment) we can mention their name here.

They are like Howard Stern. They can't let people know about us!

:wink:

Does that mean JN will have Sex for Sam? Or would it be Sex for Max? I in with lesbian cheerleaders!!! I'll just stay away from St Patrick's!

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They're closet Bollaholics, infected with Bollyitis, but afraid to deal with it because they have Bollyphobia.

Jetstone represents both what is GREAT about this site and what is TERRIBLY wrong as well.

At the end of the day, the good outweighs the bad so "It's All Good!".

Jetston is hysterical though.

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TERRIBLY wrong?

You've checked out Phinfever, yeah? One day of posting and they branded me "best thread ever" and gave me some type of special status.

They're also mailing me a check for $55. Not bad.

You have to admit, there is a lot that is terribly wrong with you.

But you are a poet and you are funny. That usually gets you pretty far in life. :P

So I am happy Jetnation is your home!

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Seems to me that GOB has "Smizzy Envy". He dedicated an awful lot of that rant to Smizz talk.

I just find it interesting.

But if my wife cheats with me I kind of hope it is with Smizzy or Guns. Think about it...by comparison I would actually seem good in bed. :roll:

Oh Smizzy I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually a 2' x 4' in my pants.

Oh Guns I am so happy to see you! Uh, don't get too excited that is actually my nightstick in my pants.

That is because robyn thinks im cute. Pat hates that.

BTW..I think robyn is cute too & if she wasn't married to GOB id make out with her:wink:

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