#27TheDominator Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 NEARLY USELESS FACTOID By Jack Moore In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a San Diego criminal lawyer is warning that taking out one of the walking dead could result in criminal charges — for desecration of a corpse. "A defense lawyer would most likely be able to fight the charges if you were acting in self defense, but if you killed the zombies when you were not in danger, you could be subject to charges," according to the lawyer. (Source: Mental Floss) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that? if they are putting in just as much effort as you are, there is no way it is necophelia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that? if they are putting in just as much effort as you are, there is no way it is necophelia. Still sounds like desecration of a corpse. Depends on if you are doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Zombie Survival: How To Kill A Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Still sounds like desecration of a corpse. Depends on if you are doing it right. Maybe it would be considered that for JIF, but I'm so tender with my corpses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 Zombie Survival: How To Kill A Zombie Do not start decapitating zombies left and right! http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103381/worcestershire-sauce-emergency-hotline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 are we talking Night of the Living Dead zombies where you can take out the head or are we talking the Return of the Living Dead zombies that simply cannot be destroyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Here's hoping that lawyer finds himself out of the Safe Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that? I did that for 9 yeas during my first marriage. Way more expensive than any hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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