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robertjessica

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Between this and the discussion of the commercial with the wife who makes homemade cell phone porn, you're awfully salty lately.

I'm branching out with my commentary in an attempt to appear edgy and hip. Soon, I'll begin wearing a baseball cap with the brim turned to the back of my head, and respond to stimulating events transpiring in football games with the catch-phrase, "that's what I'm talking about" (even though I'll have made no mention of said event prior to its occurrence).

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Is there a classic thread somewhere telling the story of that steelers game?

It wasn't at a game, it was at the ESPNZone in Times Square during a draft party. Long story short, I heroically defused a situation between psychotic faba and a ridiculously large Steeler fan who may or may not have been LC Greenwood.

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It wasn't at a game, it was at the ESPNZone in Times Square during a draft party. Long story short, I heroically defused a situation between psychotic faba and a ridiculously large Steeler fan who may or may not have been LC Greenwood.

Yes, that is what happened. Not.

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So sad I missed this discussion. What thread was that?

Rams game thread.

I love the look in that guy's eyes when his used-up, flat-chested, two-birth-having wife hints that she made him some home-made porn. He's like, uh, thanks.

Like that guy won't be comped a bevy of Asian hookers on his business trip? But, no, he's gonna watch his surfboard wrinklepuss wife on a 3x4 inch screen.

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you sure have a big mouth. I bet you're what 5' 2"? you probably have a little man complex. Or you just talk a big game because it is the interwebz. Either way that makes you a sad little man.

I am a sad little man, but I'm 6'1, 240 pounds of milky vanilla thunder with a little sassafras thrown in.

No offense intended, btw. Good luck with your bracelet business.

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