fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 anyone else besides me not have a life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 I'm up. But it's only midnight for me. So I have an hour more of a life than you. It's Friday at midnight and I'm not drunk. This certainly is a strange feeling. Now I know how TomShane feels on the six days of the year he doesn't wake up with a 40 of Olde English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Is it time for the perfect cheer fatcat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Who's in the house? Max is in the house & when max is in the house He rocks it all the way down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 id bust one out for you smizz but im a lil tired. I gotta get up in the morning and go watch a cheer comp. (unfortuantly one that im not part of )... a friday wasted without being wasted. I won't lie im kinda depressed about that. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 I'm up. But it's only midnight for me. So I have an hour more of a life than you. It's Friday at midnight and I'm not drunk. This certainly is a strange feeling. Now I know how TomShane feels on the six days of the year he doesn't wake up with a 40 of Olde English. You're discounting the 4 other nights where I wake up with a 40 of Colt 45 when I'm feeling ethnic. Holla. <hiccup> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 id bust one out for you smizz but im a lil tired. I gotta get up in the morning and go watch a cheer comp. (unfortuantly one that im not part of )... a friday wasted without being wasted. I won't lie im kinda depressed about that. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol You never cleaned your bong out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 as homer simpson says... Here's to alcohol.....the cause of AND solution to ...all of life's problems. nah no smokin partners tonight. I only smoke in a social setting lol. and by smoke I mean tobacco. And when i say tobacco i dont mean cigarettes. Just throwing this out there but if ur ever smoking and ur not using any kind of papers try a syrup bottle. Crazy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 as homer simpson says... Here's to alcohol.....the cause of AND solution to ...all of life's problems. nah no smokin partners tonight. I only smoke in a social setting lol. and by smoke I mean tobacco. And when i say tobacco i dont mean cigarettes. Just throwing this out there but if ur ever smoking and ur not using any kind of papers try a syrup bottle. Crazy stuff. I've smoked out of lots of weird things. The highest I've ever gotten was off of a Gatorade bottle. We used to call ourselves the "Weed MacGuyvers". But now I only smoke cigarettes and crack cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 lol was there gatorade in it or water? side note... theres nothing more relaxing in life than rollin a blunt and chilling in a car for a hour or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 lol was there gatorade in it or water? side note... theres nothing more relaxing in life than rollin a blunt and chilling in a car for a hour or so. Maybe water...I don't remember if there was anything in it. One second, I'm playing Madden with an African American fellow I'd never met named Jamal, the next second, I'm walking to Whataburger in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 lol last time i smoked a lot i tested out the dominos 5 5 5 deal with my friend. 1 1/2 pizzas for around 8 bucks aint bad lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 All i need i a Bic pen,an empty soda bottle and some electric tape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Did I ever tell you guys the story about the time I chipped my tooth while jerking off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARodJetsFan Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 anyone else besides me not have a life? I'll 2nd that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 lol last time i smoked a lot i tested out the dominos 5 5 5 deal with my friend. 1 1/2 pizzas for around 8 bucks aint bad lol. I figured you would be hanging out with the cheerleader more :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Did I ever tell you guys the story about the time I chipped my tooth while jerking off? dear lord... where did that come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Home from the bar reporting for duty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 I'll 2nd that. lol welcome to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 I figured you would be hanging out with the cheerleader more :wink: Half the team last year hated me... maybe its cause im annoying. Or maybe its because i stalked them. Who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Half the team last year hated me... maybe its cause im annoying. Or maybe its because i stalked them. Who knows LOL Chicks don't like you if you like them,play it cool and ignore them. You will get laid in no time kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Checking in from NYC. BergenJet will soon return to being NYC-Jet if all goes as planned. :? BTW, I am nocturnal... I am always up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 LOL Chicks don't like you if you like them,play it cool and ignore them. You will get laid in no time kid. i guess ur right... when i tried to ignore you and tomshane you guys just kept coming back for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Checking in from NYC. BergenJet will soon return to being NYC-Jet if all goes as planned. :? BTW, I am nocturnal... I am always up. Im nocturnal too,it's a lot easier to see inside my neighbors windows when it's dark anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 i guess ur right... when i tried to ignore you and tomshane you guys just kept coming back for me. I got laid more than dollar store carpet kid...Trust me it's a proven technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Did I ever tell you guys the story about the time I chipped my tooth while jerking off? No but you told us about the time you got carpel tunnel jerking chip off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 between TomShanes self love stories, and Smizzy's love life advice im kinda glad i stayed up this late. That being said ur all sick f***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 No but you told us about the time you got carpel tunnel jerking chip off. Oh, now I get your avatar Max. Its the number that Tom has serviced. Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Oh, now I get your avatar Max. Its the number that Tom has serviced. Got it. Serviced this week yes. For an overall score I would have to go with the Golden Arches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Well, I'm back from the bar but as usual, you bitches are in bed. Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Well, I'm back from the bar but as usual, you b!tches are in bed. Typical. Who is in bed with the bitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Who is in bed with the b!tches? Their mothers? Hell I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Well, I'm back from the bar but as usual, you b!tches are in bed. Typical. I hope you had enough sense on the drive home to run over tomorrow's dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Well, I'm back from the bar but as usual, you b!tches are in bed. Typical. Im the peoples champ baby (bustin a freestyle for you alk) Ive been known to party untill the break of dawn till i wake up naked on my neighbors lawn then like Marvin Gaye wonder What's goin on? How the hell did i get in this thong? all i can remember is hittin that 4ft bong Straight fire right there :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Im the peoples champ baby (bustin a freestyle for you alk) Ive been known to party untill the break of dawn till i wake up naked on my neighbors lawn then like Marvin Gaye wonder What's goin on? How the hell did i get in this thong? all i can remember is hittin that 4ft bong Straight fire right there :wink: That post made me sick. Cuz it's ILL, yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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