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Questions Woody will ask GM candidates (parody)


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If you could be an animal, what would it be and why?

Answer: I would be an Orca. You know, a Killer Whale.

Woody: Why is that?

Answer: Well, I would have and eight foot long tongue and be able to breath through a hole in the top of my head.

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Answer: I would be an Orca. You know, a Killer Whale.

Woody: Why is that?

Answer: Well, I would have and eight foot long tongue and be able to breath through a hole in the top of my head.

The worst part about this question, is that I was legitimately asked this at some point in undergrad. Can't remember for what or by whom exactly, but I know it was by a woman.

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The worst part about this question, is that I was legitimately asked this at some point in undergrad. Can't remember for what or by whom exactly, but I know it was by a woman.

Then I am sure she would have been thrilled and moistened by my answer.

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Let's have some fun.

What questions do you think Woody will ask the GM candidates?

I will start:

Q: Are you willing to attend local KMarts to sell PSL's on Saturdays?

Q: Do you like watching gladiator movies and have you seen a grown man naked?

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